Attn. Jerry Busse

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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Jerry, as you know this forum is on the verge of self destruction. It is obvious to all that it's just a matter of days till this whole damned deal
blows up in your face.

As a DULY KNIGHTED HOG and self proclaimed protector of all that is holy and good, as a long time messenger carrying the SWORD O TRUTH AND INFI.

I humbly make to you this

DEALIO O THE DAY (to save your bacon)

1) You fire all the acting mods immediately (after all they are just acting), including yourself.

2) Before you fire yourself you appoint Cobalt and Skunk as total and all powerful mods.

3) We will bring your forum back to the family forum it once was and will do this totally for FREE for the period of 30 days.

4) If we are able to revive your forum to the SPIRIT O INFI and the BROTHERHOOD O HOGS then,

5) You give us AMY-O as our sole employee and start paying us our monthly salary of cash and infi coupons.

Now I sure as hell don't know about you but this is a very workable solution to your impending disaster.

In closing, time is running out so please act fast, and in making your decision please keep your mind clear, flexible and as sharp as the SWORD O INFI.

Resourcefully,
Cobalt and Skunk (cohog is in jail and authorized me to act on his behalf)

PS: We expect to receive AMY-O without pending child, as it seem you have a lil problem in your work place. After Cohog and I clean up your forum we'll work on your shops birth control methods.
 
>>" 3) We will bring your forum back to the family forum it once was and will do this totally for FREE for the period of 30 days."<<

Does that mean that there will be no more Beer Chats? What about public intoxication? Will that be allowed anymore?? :confused:
 
Yah, Jerry, what Skunk said :thumbup:

This place is turning into the Mickey Mouse Club with these Pansy Mdoerators. We need some real Moderators. I mean really, Two elephants screwing never hurt anyone. Did the Red Diaper ever hurt anyone? :jerkit: :thumbdn:

Whatever happened to freedom of expression. Skunk and Cobalt with Amy as our backup and I garanty that this forum will zoom. We will be the envy of all other forums:thumbup:
 
Jerry what skunk really meant to say was that he and Cobalt will personally give up all current and future INFI orders to the up and coming piglets for the term of no fewer than 2 years. This does not count Skunks company store stock which he will offer to the piglets at a 75% discount below wholesale.

Skunk, you are a saint and Cobalt you're OK too.

Now you scamps run along and don't make me spank the both of you with a good old fashioned flagellum.
 
Cobalt said:
Two elephants screwing never hurt anyone. Did the Red Diaper ever hurt anyone?
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Tell that to the poor naturalist that got caught between them!
 
Progunner said:
Tell that to the poor naturalist that got caught between them!
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I hope you carry a lot of Nodoze on hand :eek:
You, Hamster and Bluebawller will need it.:eek:
 
Cobalt said:
I hope you carry a lot of Nodoze on hand :eek:
You, Hamster and Bluebawller will need it.:eek:
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Blah, blah, blah. Don't make me put a bounty out on you. :p
 
idahoskunk said:
thats it!!! that the stuff all them girls are getting into :eek:
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None of the girls I know are into it, but you folks out in Idaho do stuff differently I guess. :)
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I'm almost afraid to ask what that device is. :eek:
Am I warm if I say this looks like some kind of flaggellation paraphernalia?
Or maybe something even more devious? :confused:
 
digdeep said:
I'm almost afraid to ask what that device is. :eek:
Am I warm if I say this looks like some kind of flaggellation paraphernalia?
Or maybe something even more devious? :confused:
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lmao! i have a good one but i'm going to have to hold back on it :D
 
digdeep said:
I'm almost afraid to ask what that device is. :eek:
Am I warm if I say this looks like some kind of flaggellation paraphernalia?
Or maybe something even more devious? :confused:
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What you see there is the tool Mike and I will have so we can physically moderate while at Blade. :D You're right it is a tool of flaggellation.
 
Yeah well I still say they was ROBBED! I as a meber of the Royal Hog Council DEMAND a re-count of the ballots!!:mad:
 
Progunner said:
Tell that to the poor naturalist that got caught between them!
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That would be the poor late Evolute trying to get that once in a lifetime shot. LOL

I'm laughing my a$$ off just from the mental picture.

Rob
 
Bravado said:
Yeah well I still say they was ROBBED! I as a meber of the Royal Hog Council DEMAND a re-count of the ballots!!:mad:
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Foolish, foolish Bravadoink. You operate under the impression that this whole thing is democratic. Jerry made the decision, he is the supreme Hog, there is no veto my friend. :D You'd have to over throw him and that ain't happening.
 
wetdog1911 said:
That would be the poor late Evolute trying to get that once in a lifetime shot. LOL

I'm laughing my a$$ off just from the mental picture.

Rob
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That is a classic image Rob. :D
 
Progunner said:
Foolish, foolish Bravadoink. You operate under the impression that this whole thing is democratic. Jerry made the decision, he is the supreme Hog, there is no veto my friend. :D You'd have to over throw him and that ain't happening.
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It was democratic! It was put to a vote via secret emails to the Hog "OINK" Council! :grumpy: You just weren't emailed cause you were one of the candidates! Geez!:mad:
 
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