Aussie Facts...

Andy the Aussie

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so I was reading the news this morning and came across an interesting story about little known Aussie Facts, I reporduce them here for the benifit of my international friends, I have taken the liberty of providing some clarifications/comments as I saw fit ;)

1. There are around 75.5 million sheep and 60 million kangaroos in Australia. That’s 3.3 times as many sheep as there are people (no jokes, that is New Zealanders you are thinking of).

2. The largest property in Australia is bigger than Israel. Anna Creek Station in South Australia covers almost 24,000 square kilometres, making it the largest cattle station in the world
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3. Australians eat 270 million pies per year (the jury is generally out as to what the “meat” in the pies is).

4. From 1828 to 1902 it was illegal to swim at a beach during daylight hours until a swimmer at Manly Beach defied the law paving the way for our favourite national pastime (I think it is still illegal for me to wear my Budgie Smugglers there though).

5. We have 20 per cent of the world’s poker machines (slot machines for you folks more acquainted with ‘Vegas) but only 0.33 per cent of the world’s population.

6. In the 1880s Melbourne was one of the richest cities in the world due to its commercial production of gold. It was also the centre for the rich mining and agricultural colonies.

7. The AFL (aerial ping pong as those of us from states who don’t follow this code refer to it) was originally started as a way to keep cricketers fit in the off-season and has now developed into our biggest national footy (in the great Australian tradition of shortening and adding “y” to the end of everything this means “football”) code.

8. Australia’s feral camel problem has been given a helping hand by Saudi Arabia who now import our camels for meat and milk production (so many things I could say, ship of the desert and all that but I will stop now).

9. There are more than 10,000 beaches in Australia. Visiting a new one every day would take you around 27 years (I think there are one or two where I may be allowed to wear my Budgie Smugglers but they are out of the way).

10. The biggest electorate in Australia is Durack in Western Australia. Stretching 2,905 kilometres and covering almost 1.6 million square kilometres its like driving from London to Istanbul (tehre are only five or six people who live here though).

11. The kangaroo and emu were chosen for our coat of arms as neither of them can walk backwards, symbolising a nation that moves forward. We are also one of the few countries to actually eat their coat of arms (what….??? I should not have roasted that Bald Eagle ??).

12. The 2010 Australian election television debate between Gillard (Prime Minister at the time) and Abbott (really really really wanted to be Prime Minister) had to be rescheduled so that it didn’t conflict with the finale of hugely popular reality cooking show Masterchef.
 
Interesting tidbits....So you eat your coat of arms ok.....10,000 beaches in 27 years I beat that I met that many in one month...oh wait I misread that..:D....However you failed to mention anything about your BEERS...I'm kinda old skool so I would vote VB (Victoria Bitters)!!!
 
What a country! No wonder there are so many Aussies wanting Basic 8's--you have to be ready for anything!
 
There is debate if VB stands for Victoria Bitter or just Very Bad.... ;) Tooheys Extra Dry as a stable for me...or Boags if I am in a spending mood... ;)
 
Come on mates! You are being Very Bad to that old VB. Every country needs a brand of beer that is, shall we say, inferior to the other brands..... How else would you know the good from the bad???

..... I was very surprised to see some of my local brands ( I'm in Quebec, Canada) in a NSW liquor store.....however, I was not surprised to notice that they imported brands that have 8% to 10% alcohol levels :very_drunk::very_drunk::very_drunk:
 
I always heard that the Aussie women were something to brag about!;).......................................:D
 
The AFL ?
aerial ping pong ??
cricketers ???
footy ????
budgie smugglers?????
kilometers ??????????

What the bloody hell are you going on about???????

:p
 
If I ever move out of this country,I'm going to Australia..
1. If I can't find a good woman, I can find a good sheep.
2. They wont mind if I pitch a tent.
3. Who doesn't like pie?
4. Big sharks Huh?
5. I love to poke her..Err I mean play slot machines
6. Can I bring a metal detector?
7. Ping Pong? Now there is a mans sport.Small balls,Wooden paddles,and a Good wrist action.
8. Ships of the dessert? oh, filled with Arab semen!
9. Can I have a beach of my own? They wont miss one, will they?
10. What's an electorate ? Is that why the toilets go backwards?
11. I can wear a kangaroo and Emu coat.How cold does it get there?
12.Master chef beating out elections!! Hell yeah..!
You people are right up my alley..
 
The biggest thing I remember from my trip to down under was the Aussies keen ability to understate the severity of, well, anything.

For example. Steaming out into the coral sea on a 128 ft cat, bunked up with a cute little chicky, we had been told that "we'll be getting a wee bit of bad weather tonight". Which actually turned out to be boat-swallowing waves throwing me and cute chicky all over the cabin, tearing up bunks and just generally making it hard to not sleep (wasn't gonna get much sleep with her in there anyway)
 
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