Back to Lisbon, carving meat with a peanut.

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Yesterday we did what is becoming a family tradition with some of us, a scooter ride in the country. My better half Karen, and her sister Diane, brother in law Roger, and me went rambling about the Maryland farm country on our Vespa's. Just before we left, I had been putting Karen's personalized plate on her scoot, and I had been using the screwdriver on my trusty Wenger SI.

Karen and I mount up and go over to Olney to join up with Di and Roger. For the next few hours we explore little asphalt roads that we're not sure where they go, in a big circut north to Sykesville, over to Eldersburg, and end up in Lisbon to get some of the delicious BBQ the guy has there. Beef brisket, ribs, chicken, and nice shady dinning area to enjoy the feast. Besides, being a Citco station it's handy to top off the tanks there. We'd covered many miles of rolling green countryside alternating farms and woodlands.

Karen and I get some ribs to share, Di gets some chicken, and Roger goes for the sliced beef brisket. We sit down to eat and I reach into my pocket for my Wenger. Karen wants me to break down the rack of ribs we have, and make it easier to share. I grope around and its not there. I feel about carefully to make sure, then I remember the licence plate. My Wenger is many miles away to the south sitting on the back step bumper of my Tacoma, right where I set it after putting Karen's new plate on her scooter.

Meantime Karen is looking at me, waiting, and I go for my watch pocket. There is my bone stag true sharp peanut. I take it out and get to work on the ribs, the sharp little blade going through the well cooked meat like it was jello. I get a little of the dry rub spices in the joint, but I know it will clean out. I glace over at Roger, and he's slicing up his beef brisket with his sak classic. Now I know Roger has a larger sak around someplace, and I ask him about it. A bit sheepish like me, he tells me it's home, forgotten. But the little classic is on his keyring with his house key, so its along for the ride.

So there we are, many miles from home, and both of us, for varying reasons have forgotten our regular pocket knife, so we have our little ones to do the job. I wonder at the good fortune of being a knife knut, and always having a second knife around someplace. I'd have hated to make a mess out of things trying to slice up the rack of ribs with the dull plastic knife to share with Roger in trade for some of his brisket.

Another good thing about smaller knives; it's easy to have a couple of them spaced about in different pockets.

Well fed on delicious BBQ, the rest of our country lane meanderings was uneventfull the rest of the afternoon.
 
Glad to hear that you found a way, to work around this problem.
Now we have an example for why we carry more that one knife. :thumbup:

Sounds like a great way to spend the day.

Peter
 
When you're telling stories, i sure wish Belgium was a little larger and emptier. I'd get me a Vespa and travel around. (now i could just about drive from north to south and back again in one day and from east to west in half that time...)
 
If I was smart, I'd get me a used scooter for getting to work and back with.

Instead, I'll keep driving my truck. Lots more room for extra knives in there. :D
 
When you're telling stories, i sure wish Belgium was a little larger and emptier. I'd get me a Vespa and travel around. (now i could just about drive from north to south and back again in one day and from east to west in half that time...)

There's always the Normandy coast. I'd love to go tour there. In fact if we ever win the lotto, thats the plan; Karen and I are going to Europe and buy a couple of Vespa's and just tour around for 6 months to a year.
 
Another great post JK. If your ever in Stevens Point WI stop by and I'll smoke up some ribs that pull cleanly away from the bone, no knife required. :)
 
I grope around and its not there. I feel about carefully to make sure, then I remember the licence plate. My Wenger is many miles away ...

Is that an awful feeling, or what!? :( Well, at least you knew where it was. Could have been worse.

Great tale, btw.
 
jackknife

Thank you for another great sharing.

A little bit of sharp steel is all it takes ...
 
Occurs to me that I'd have to forget my trousers altogether in order to be bereft of cutting tools.

It's Steve's fault, of course.

I used to carry a single knife. Just one. For more than 25 years. During that period there were odd moments when I realized I'd left it on a dresser at home or something equally foolish.

In more recent times, with some of the testing and trials and checkin' out different blades, I find myself with more than a couple on my person at any one time.

For example, last few days: Leatherman, Normark/EKA Swede 92, EKA/Wenger SAK, and my most recent fling, a Peanut in bone stag (SS). And in my jacket pocket is a very used sodbuster in CV.

Trying to think back to the last time I carried fewer than two knives. More than five years ago, when I added the Leatherman to my EDC. Last year or so I've been kinda over-equipped as I try out new stuff.

Not sure I could go back to just one.

I could try, but there would definitely be withdrawals.

 
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Well, you left us wondering...
Was the knife still on the bumper of the truck when you got back to it?
 
I wonder at the good fortune of being a knife knut, and always having a second knife around someplace.
I found myself in a similar predicament yesterday. I had a box to open and as I reached for my Eye Brand stockman I noticed that the familiar weight was missing in my pocket. It was then that I realized that I left my treasured blade at home. No problem however as I keep a Microtech LCC in my briefcase. The LCC quickly freed the contents of the box as easily as the stockman would've. I really wonder how other people get through the day without a good sharp blade at their side.
 
I really wonder how other people get through the day without a good sharp blade at their side.

It's not pretty. They tear, bite, scratch, scrape, and use keys to mangle clamshell packaging, boxes, packing tape. As Kurtz said in "Heart of Darkness": The horror, the horror! ;)
 
There's always the Normandy coast. I'd love to go tour there. In fact if we ever win the lotto, thats the plan; Karen and I are going to Europe and buy a couple of Vespa's and just tour around for 6 months to a year.

That's a nice plan. Might go there myself in the not so distant future. Isn't all that far from Belgium and has lots of history. In fact the whole of France has lots of nice places i still have to visit...
 
I bicycled a month in Brittany many years ago.

Very beautiful from hills to the ocean.
 
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