Back with a vengeance...where to start?

[KnifeAddictAK]

I just got in the door... HOLY F'N PIG SPIT Here's some random crap cause I am tired and others can fill in the blanks:

Progunner is now known as Princessgunner
A hog's wife is leaving him and taking his infi to marry me :thumbup:
Skunk and I taught eachother some dance moves
I can sniff infi out a mile away
Kick backs WILL NOT BE DISCUSSED
Knives are cool
Paddlin' Man is one of the coolest freaking guys around. He put up with my **** and has earned my utmost respect on how he's taken the butt incident
When my ash is on the line, I suck (Kick to the nuts coming next year)
Garth still looks like Jack Black
Vengeance is coming back in KAAK Style
Amy-0 is too cool for putting up with my crap
Don't count out the guy from AK
4hrs of sleep per night is enough
I'm another species and am getting a burger
I brought it and Amy-0 gave it back (Shirt incident...see above sentence)
People won't let me pole dance
BuyBrown and Big Hoss are my bro's
There's an item with holes in it (4+ hogs involved)
The busse crew is awesome
I have pics of many o butts
Gravel Hog is awesome... Gravel, here's that link (Mature Content): http://www.kontraband.com/show/show...ORDER=20050311225154&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&page=3

And so much more to go. I have 200+ pics to clean up, go through and post... I'll be on tonight for a bit, just need to eat...


Love,

KAAK

 

[Tony G]

Of the stuff I saw Skunk teaching you to dance was the funniest... well maybe not as funny as PrincessGunner

 

[Guyon]

I can't believe I took all the dance pics with your camera and none with my own.

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

Forgot to mention that all the hog's wives I met were freakin' awesome. I hope that more people show up next year. It was fun.... I should go do bed

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

Forgot to mention my bro David Brown hooked me up with a loaner knife to use at fogo's.... AK-47 :thumbup:

Also, Princessgunner has a couple of great kids. They are cute, so they must take after their mother You have some great kids John.

 

[Progunner]

The PrincessGunner thing is only valid for what 6 weeks? After that anyone who calls me that is going to get it. Also I am keeping track of you guys and I will add 10% to the price of anything I have on the exchange just for you.

The joke is on you guys any way. I only bought about $500 or so more in knives than the value of that Prada purse and the wife is happy as hell with it, so I won all the way around. Sure I had to wear a Tiara and have you jokers laugh at me and have this running gag. Still worth it if you ask me. We'll see who gets it passed on to them next year.

 

[Gravelface]

KaAK, that video is flippin hilarious!!! It is even more funny if you know from it in context.....Would you induct me, I'd induct me............

 

[Cutshaw]

Paddlin' Man is one of the coolest freaking guys around. He put up with my **** and has earned my utmost respect on how he's taken the butt incident

The feeling is mutual my HOG brother! :thumbup: It's been fun, nobody got hurt, and Ron can say he's the only guy at the shop that has been in Amy's pants.

(For those of you that could tell the difference, sleep well in the knowledge that you stared at a pic of Ron's butt waaaaaaaayyy longer than is emotionally healthy!)

Besides, Ron and I congratulated one another that the mantle of shame had already been passed to a worthy HOG!

KAAK - No more pole dancing at the fountain. You could get hurt and it was visually disturbing to say the least!

 

[OldPhysics]

I was there...and I still can't believe it.

What a unique group of people. And I mean that in a good way!

Jerry Busse certainly attracts an amazing crew.:thumbup: :thumbup:

A unique, interesting, and VERY distinctive bunch these Hogs and Hogettes...these Rats and Lady Rats. But there's NOBODY like KAAK!

 

[GregB]

Way to take one for the team (married guy's with INFI addictions). I went a different route.

When my wife's grandfather asked if I bought a knife, I said "yes", my wife got a little upset as she hadn't asked if I bought a knife and I hadn't volutnteered the information.

She asked how much I spent, loudly in front of her extended family. I told her, under my breath, that it was none of her family's business what I spent. She asked if it cost more than the picture frame ($150 on sale for @$60) we bought for her birthday/our anniversary (June 13 & June 26). I said it did (Ratmandu).

I'd been searching two states for the picture frame she wanted. My Mom's friend had found it and I'd arranged to have it brought to NC next time she came to visit, which is this weekend. My wife sees a different frame Saturday and decides she wants it instead, so I tell her the story and say "Happy Birthday/Anniversary". Actually, I plan on doing something else for her, as it's always a challenge to surprise her and she says she "hates surprises...". I gotta get a sitter for Wednesday night...

GregB