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You had me at Bacon.
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And I leave you with 'The Rules Of Bacon"
1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
2.There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon.
3. there are 2 kinds of people: ones who like bacon, and those who will be zombie fodder in the coming Apocalypse.
4. Even pigs like bacon. Fact.
5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shall NOT discriminate.
6. 90% of the world's problems can be solved by cooking more bacon.
7. Bacon present exactly zero health risks. Shut up!
8. If you have an old computer, it can run faster by inserting bacon into the floppy drive.
9. Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating.
10. On a breathalyzer, the number given is your "BAC". This is short for bacon and equal to the number of slices needed to eat divided by 100.
11. Thou shall eat bacon on the Sabbath. And the Mondath, And the Tuesdath. and the...
12. Bacon gets you laid.
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Now I'm hungry :grumpy:
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Hilarious stuff...I've known several psuedo vegetarians that make exception for bacon.
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Hahahahaha. That was great. Gaffigan is a riot. Good thread!
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Awww Yeah!!! Bacon Cheeseburgers
Hahaha.
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Numbers 5 & 6 weren't fully family friendly so you'll have to find those on your own
Just google image 6 reasons why bacon is better... 
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Hahahahahaha Bacon Roses!!! So much better than real ones :thumbup:
I always get the Bacon Brothers confused.So I made myself this cheat sheet:
Kevin N. Bacon - Actor
Michael A. Bacon - Musician
Chris P. Bacon - Delicious
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egg and bacon walk into a bar. bartender says "we dont serve breakfast here!"
Here are my not so funny bacon jokes
Feel free to use them
I always get the Bacon Brothers confused.So I made myself this cheat sheet:
Kevin N. Bacon - Actor
Michael A. Bacon - Musician
Chris P. Bacon - Delicious
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egg and bacon walk into a bar. bartender says "we dont serve breakfast here!"
Here are my not so funny bacon jokes
Feel free to use them
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Bacon's Elemental place on the Peridoic table.
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