Bad Joke and Pun

[Faiaoga]

I came across a joke that I thought funny and will share it here. My apologies to attorneys, country farmers and everyone else. My ignorance of farming made me do some searching before I could understand the joke. I hope people are not offended but I will share it here.

A country farmer goes to a law firm for a consultation.
Attorney: "Do you have a case? "
Farmer: "Naw, I do my plowing with a John Deere"
Apparently, there is a Case tractor company as well as the Case knife company.

Alternate version could be
Attorney: "Do you have a case?"
Farmer: "I always carry my three blade stockman."

Can anyone else suggest some knife humor?

 

[Cougar Allen]

 

[Faiaoga]

Another one, just as bad:

Attorney: "Do you have a case?"
Construction Worker: "No, I always have a Buck 110 on my belt."
Schoolteacher: "I use a Swiss Army Knife."

 

[meako]

Airport security-whats in the case?
Me-oil and pocket lint.