Bad Squirrel Forge

sharpeknives

sharpeknives

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I have finally got a name for the knife shop.
Bad Squirrel Forge
I have a pet squirrel named zippy he runs free but comes back to his cage for treats my wife gives him. He was sitting in the cage and my wife reached in to hand him a hickory nut (he loves them). Zippy then jumped across the cage and latched on to her hand digging those claws into her hand bitting the heck out of her finger. My wife is screeming trying to shake this attacking squirrel off her hand yelling BAD SQUIRREL,BAD SQUIRREL. I should have helped her but I was laughing so hard I couldn't move. Once the squirrel was slung free her anger turned to me. Now I'm the one in trouble. But at least now I have a name for the Forge.
What ya think of the name.
 
I think it's freakin' awesome! God that story is hilarious...hope your wife's rabies works out though :D
 
Love it!

BTW: I don't think that squirrels carry rabies. Came up because friends of mine closer into the city used to keep accusing me of being held hostage by the rabid squirrels...
 
I know his wife and he may be sleeping outside in the shop or the cage. Hey take your umbrella its raining on the this side of town.
 
Any mammal can carry rabies !!!
In any case he would have been history had it been my squirrel.
 
Found this, your wife should read it!


http://whensa.blogspot.com/

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I had squirrel as a pet that lived in our house when i was a kid.They are FASSSSSSSSSSST as all hades.It was something to see him zip around the house going over an under furniture a mach speed,an jumping incredible distances !

I learned NOT to wear shorts or go shirtless when in the house.He had a habit of running up my leg and perching on my head or shoulders an them claws are SHARP !
 
It must be a female thing. I read the story to my wife and she did not think it was funny, but me I am laughing so hard that I can hardly read it to her. By the way, I think it would be a great name.
 
My wife said she is happy she can bring such amusement to so many. And that you find humor in her suffering. Now she's got me laughing again.
 
sharpeknives said:
My wife said she is happy she can bring such amusement to so many. And that you find humor in her suffering. Now she's got me laughing again.
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I just cant shake :rolleyes: that image out of my head of a squirrel latched onto her hand and being shaken and called a bad squirrel.
 
sharpeknives said:
My wife said she is happy she can bring such amusement to so many. And that you find humor in her suffering. Now she's got me laughing again.
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Just tell her to be glad it wasn't a chipmunk....those things are really evil!
 
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