Balisong Club

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anyone ever think of setting up some sort of "balisong club"? like say we could set up some sort of agreement with various companies and stuff so that if you were in the balisong club you'd get a 15% discount or something.
I'm just tossing around ideas here, however ludicrous.
then we could have t-shirts or something.

then of course the rules, inspired by Fight Club
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First rule of balisong club: you do not talk about balisong club
Second rule of balisong club: you do not talk about balisong club
Third rule: do not manipulate to impress
Fourth rule: do not engage in battle with a balisong
Fifth rule: you loose a finger, you stab yourself, the manipulation is over.
Sixth rule: shirts and pants are a must.
 
I'm not sure about the shirts thing, but pants are a must, especially given the high percentage of guys around here. I would probably opt for shoes as well.

Wait...
we can't talk about this though...
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what happens when you break the rules
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yeah, whatever. I just prefer not to cut myself anywhere but my hands
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and if you break the rules.....I dont know, hit yourself
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I agree with tique. I've been limping for 3 days now because I drilled one right into the top of my foot. One more thing... we can't talk about the club but we'll wear t-shirts? Will they be blank?
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In any case, I'd join.

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"One in the hand is worth two in the sheath"
 
......................shut up, i'm not that smart
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alright, so you can talk about balisong club. and you can talk about balisong club.

and I tend to not wear shoes when I manipulate and I never hit my feet anyway. so maybe some layering on your foot, but not a whole lot would be required. because I have had a bali land on my foot when I had a sock on and it just gave me a poke
 
A club or an association... it's not a bad idea.
I liked a lot the idea of the Hoplology group, launched by Donn Draeger. They focus on the story of (old) weapons in the world, and they work on accumulating all the available knowledge on the topic.
By the way, they may have stuff on the balisong. By itself, the balisong study could be a subpart of this association.

The discount thing... well, it's not what would excite me the most.

Guillaume
 
well, I just broke the third rule...

but she asked so nicely, so I just had to. luckily, I didn't mess up once. I win! and hey, she said she was very impressed!
 
Just because you impress someone with your skills, doesn't mean you were trying too. Some people are just easily impressed.
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And I for one would really like to see this club/association happen. It would be nice to finally be a card-carrying bali-enthusiast, however happy I am being a bali-carrying bali-enthusiast.
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I would offer up my full support and cooperation if this happened. We'll see....

By the way Darth, didn't mean to razz ya' so bad.
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~Dave

"One in the hand is worth two in the sheath"
 
We used to have a "club" back in the old days,but it was just local...mainly because there was only one store around that carried balisongs.There weren't all that many of us that used them anyway.
As far as a new club goes...forget the "fight club" stuff..that's boring.There should be basic rules though.

#1 Don't break any laws (unless absolutely sure that they aren't inforced or you know there's no way you'll be found out).

#2 You can manipulate for show,but always do it in an area where you have plenty of room to work,and there's enough room for any observers to be safe from flying or falling balisongs.

#3 Don't pull out the balisong for any absolutely useless reasons (such as using it to spread stuff on sandwiches when there's a perfectly good butter knife handy).Showing off is excused,since chances are you might get someone else interested in the balisongs.

#4 Don't let any rookie play with your knife unless it's a dull/taped one normally used for practice.This will cut down on litigation problems and aggravation.It will also cut down on damage to the knife.

#5 You can talk about the club,but don't go around bragging/insinuating that you're the best in the club...unless you can actually prove it.

#6 Actively attempt to get more people interested in the balisongs.The more people who use them,the better our chances of getting stupid laws revoked in the future.

#7 Actively try to help teach newbies whatever tricks you've learned that helped you to learn manipulation techniques.Also help them learn whatever they haven't learned yet.

#8 Try to instill good habits and rule/law abiding into all other balisong users you know.The fewer "idiots" using balisongs the better (this means people that would/could cause more stringent knife laws to become reality).

#9 Use the balisong and your skills with them wisely.

This list should be enough..although there's always room for a few more (as long as we don't end up with a huge amount...then it wouldn't be fun anymore).

Hope this helps
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*The* Lunatic Puppy
It wasn't me...It was my *good* twin..
My "inner puppy" made me do it..
 
Oh,and by the way...we could call it "The International Balisong Society" (or Club).
Maybe have official cards for members, possibly have little pins..gotta have T-shirts though.

Any of our "dealers" wnat to get it started?
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*The* Lunatic Puppy
It wasn't me...It was my *good* twin..
My "inner puppy" made me do it..
 
Ack! I'm obviously have either a "slydexic" or "blonde" day.I'm either misspelling or switching letters when typing
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*The* Lunatic Puppy
It wasn't me...It was my *good* twin..
My "inner puppy" made me do it..
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blade_420:
I don't know if I like rule #6...</font>

Did anyone see the Jacka$$ episode where the guy walks into the liqour store with just a shirt and shoes, and the lady's tellin him, "excusa you, please leave!"
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~Howdy

"Wow, BOB, Wow!" - the Arm
http://www.firewalkwithme.org

[This message has been edited by Cpt. Howdy (edited 04-02-2001).]
 
hey, good list of rules!

I have a small story to tell. I was over at this girl Kyla's house (and she's totally cool with my bali flipping), and she wanted to learn how to flip. So I was teaching her some of the basic moves (and she was cursing a lot because her fingers weren't used to the weight of ricochetes; t'was kind of funny) and everything was going fine and all. Then I was listening to the bali I was using (my 42S; she was using the 42) to hear if it was squeaking, then I did a windmill only to cut right below my eyebrow. The cut wasnt bad at all, but I mean, dammit! she was still cool with it and all, but I mean, just.......DAMMIT!
this is the kind of thing that would NEVER happen in any other situation
 
Thanks
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I think we've all had our little accidents such as yours
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I can remember a few of the ones I've had over the years,along with some that others have had.
Even these days I'll still get a little nick here & there..it's just a standard happening that happens to all users of the balisong.


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*The* Lunatic Puppy
It wasn't me...It was my *good* twin..
My "inner puppy" made me do it..
 
I have four tiny pin pricks on the back of my wrist from a new opening I just came across. I don't know if it is on Clays site or not. Any way, you start in the closed, foward position, and end up in the backhand open pos. No air time involved, the knife never leaves your hand. My new 42 is so sharp, if I mess up even just a little, I get a pin prick on the back of my wrist. Anybody else have an opening like this? If so, whats it called, and is it on Clays site?


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May Your Blade Never Break Anyones Skin But Your Own.

[This message has been edited by ZipTieNinja (edited 04-04-2001).]
 
Alright, you guys think you're all tough with you cuts 'n' stuff huh?
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Last count was 65 cuts/stabs on my right hand and 17 on my left. I've been trying to "clean up" my aerials, but I don't want to lose that fear of the blade. I'm a purist I guess. Oh yeah, a huge gash in my left thigh and a hole in my left foot that left me limping for 3 days about a week ago. I haven't decided if I'm dedicated or just plain old clumsy.
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I'm thinking 50/50.

Back to topic... McCanine, the rules you posted are great. My biggest reason for wanting a bali-orginazation is to get the "Butterfly Knives are for thugs" idea out of uniformed people's heads. I'd like to be able to show people that its an art that takes dedication and skill. An organization would be a big step in that direction. Count me in.

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~Dave

"One in the hand is worth two in the sheath"
 
Thank you
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Those rules are just the product of common sense and a love for the art of the bladed yo-yos.That,and knowing how idiotic many humans can be.
Even back in the old days,those of us from our hometown who carried the balisongs tried to stick to many of these basic "rules".It just made good sense to us,and still make sense to me.

As far as damage to one's self goes,I have a little story of a man we called "Kutz".He was an older guy,probably around his late 40's when we were in our early 20's.It was in the early 80's when the balisong was just hitting it bigtime everywhere."Kutz" was one of the regulars at the knife store where we would all hang out and practice our moves.He was somewhat clumsy at times with his blades.He had many cuts on his hands and a few other places,so we named him Kutz,half for the amount of cuts he had,the other for being such a klutz.
Well,Kutz had a good collection of balisongs,many of which were very expensive customs & production models.All in all,he had about 2 grand worth of blades (if I remember correctly).He also had almost twice this amount in doctor's bills,because he was so clumsy.It wasn't his fault though,it was just that his fingers,eyes & mind didn't all want to work together for long periods of time.
Kutz may have been clumsy,but we respected him for his willpower to continue his attempts to learn all the moves he could possibly learn.We showed him everything we could,and he would learn them..although he still suffered a lot of wounds.
Kutz is the one who had bought the slightly used C.I. 1200 that I had been eyeing.Not long after he bought it,he found a beautiful P.C. that he wanted...but there was a problem.The P.C. had a fully doubled edged blade.There was almost no safe area of the tang at all.
Well,Kutz had to buy it,even though he knew he could never use it without being taught the best possible ways to use the knife without having his fingers sliced off completely.So,he came to me.I taught him every little trick I knew of how to get the edge to graze the skin without letting it actually slice.I taught him all the finger twirls that were safe to do with such a blade,along with all the other safe moves.I even taught him how to use his wrist in conjunction with the move so that even if the edge would touch the skin,it wouldn't slice it at all.
Kutz learned everything,and started having less and less "accidents".For this,he gave me the C.I.,which I still have to this day,and it is named after Kutz.

This just goes to show that no matter how much you get sliced,diced,poked and punctured by the balisong...if you love the knife,you'll continue to learn and grow.It also goes to show that you can always learn new things from others that will help you learn the art of the bladed yo-yos to the best of your ability
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*The* Lunatic Puppy
It wasn't me...It was my *good* twin..
My "inner puppy" made me do it..
 
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