Boy, talk about timing. I was out in the back yard last night taking a leak 'cause we don't have no indoor plumbing 'round these parts and I suddenly realized there was a big ol' bear stealin' the sunflower seeds out of my bird feeder. I yelled at it and tried to shoosh it away but all of a sudden it charged me! Boy, I can tell you I was plenty scared. Fortunatley, I had the forsight to be packin' my new Lean Mean Street. When that bear got within a couple of feet from me, for some reason it skidded to a stop. I thought, here's my chance, so I leapt on the bear, pulled out my Lean Mean Street, and plunged the blade deep into its eye. And WOULDN'T YA JUST KNOW IT, the damn choil hung up on his eye socket. Boy did I feel like an idiot. Fortunately, ol' blue woke up and started barking and scared the bejezus out of that bear and it took off running. Luckily, it must have ran into a tree or something 'cause the Lean Mean Street popped out and I still have it. Boy! I mean to tell ya, that was a close one!
BTW, here's a pic of that new LMS. I futzed around a bit with the edge but I guess I'll have to do something about that choil.
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Hoodoo
I get some pleasure from finding a relentlessly peaceful use for a combative looking knife.
JKM
[This message has been edited by Hoodoo (edited 01-03-2001).]
BTW, here's a pic of that new LMS. I futzed around a bit with the edge but I guess I'll have to do something about that choil.


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Hoodoo
I get some pleasure from finding a relentlessly peaceful use for a combative looking knife.
JKM
[This message has been edited by Hoodoo (edited 01-03-2001).]