Bear Grylls Fans are Savages

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Egnar T Seinnhoj

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I was at Walmart today looking in the Archery section when I noticed a Bear Grylls Compact Fixed Blade with open packaging and a note on the counter of the Outdoors section register. I decided to have a look at it thinking maybe it was returned or something figuring I might be able to grab it for $3 since my Walmart tends to do that with their lower end knives. After a closer look, I saw that the note said "STOLEN" and that's when I noticed the knife was actually missing. I also noticed BLOOD on the inside of the packaging. Someone wanted that piece of crap so bad that they stole it and cut his/her self up pretty good in the process and STILL walked out with it. BG fans are savages lol.


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Yeah I bought one as a spur of the moment and I suffered classic buyers remorse, could've bought my first Spyderco!
 
savages huh? good thing they dont have good knives lol!!! he must have had a hell of a time cuttin' himself with that j/k!:D
 
Probably the guy who held that lady at knife point and got shot in the head just recently at walmart.
 
Bob6794 said:
Bet they wish they had a knife to open that package...
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Yeah but considering the thiefs stupidity when he steals the next one with the knife hes liable to leave a finger behind. And that Im SURE they will have on file.
 
The blood was in his urine, due to kidney failure from eating monitor lizard guts that had been in the sun for week. He drunk the urine from the clamshell, but left the blood as he wasn't sure about hygiene.
The knife was missing because he used the BG Parang Machete to open the blister pack when the blade snapped at the rivet.
He used the Compact fixed blade to try and undo the bolts and then forgot to put it back.
I don't know if you noticed but he probably completely trashed the archery section and used all the bowstrings for shoelaces.
 
TriviaMonster said:
Actually, that's not blood, its strawberry jam, hence the term sticky fingers.
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Probably from the "extreme survival" jelly donut he was eating at the time. Or it could have been an "extreme hydration raspberry ICEE" that he picked up while in the store.
 
parbajtor said:
The blood was in his urine, due to kidney failure from eating monitor lizard guts that had been in the sun for week. He drunk the urine from the clamshell, but left the blood as he wasn't sure about hygiene.
The knife was missing because he used the BG Parang Machete to open the blister pack when the blade snapped at the rivet.
He used the Compact fixed blade to try and undo the bolts and then forgot to put it back.
I don't know if you noticed but he probably completely trashed the archery section and used all the bowstrings for shoelaces.
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Ya beat me to the drinking urine comment.
 
He also probably had one eye swollen shut from an African Bee sting (wild honey raid gone wrong) and a broken ankle from jumping into a river without checking it out first.
 
Morons LOL

If only they paid the $32 bucks, someone needs to keep funding Bear - before he sells out yet again :rolleyes:
 
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