Bear just eat Bear shit

If Bear's doing it it's gotta be what you need to do in that situation ... right ????
 
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What is with the sudden rush of bear grylls threads? did he get a new show or something...

I was under the impression that none of us cared.
 
I think Bear has helped coin a new phrase...

Bearshit- An W&SS response to inaccurate or dangerous Wilderness and survival info and skills.
 
He seams to do the fecal thing a little to frequently, if you ask me. If I remember correctly, he squeezed elephant dung to wring out fluid one time on camera as well. One word: Coprophagia.
 
Or did they show a pile of bear shit then in a seperate shot him eating something that resembled what was in it? I did not see the show just the trailer. In light of the recent video clips here I have to wonder if they didn't pan away while he collected something simmered in a nice white wine sauce out of camera view to eat in its place. :D ;)
 
Sharp_newbie said:
I was under the impression that none of us cared.
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Even you cared enough to post about not caring :D These threads will keep popping up for years, because they make those of us with a little common sense feel superior. You have to admit, the guy has parlayed a mediocre stint in the reserves into quite a nice career. Not that the fraud is getting any of my $$ of course.

"It's not easy keepin' a load of poo down yer throat, but try yer best" OK, that's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while... I'm really tempted to use that as a sig line...
 
"Tabs make dog's waste undesirable for pet to consume."

Geeez... how much more unappetizing can a turd get?!?
 
I would say Bear Grylls is a retard, but it would offend the mentally handicapped! :D

I have received a little quality survival training, from a respected survival school that I won't stoop to bring into the same thread as this Grylls clown, but seriously! I think at the end of the day, Paris Hilton has more dignity! The tips he gives out are not only masochistic, but downright dangerous!

Avoiding bacteria/protozoans/etc is a major step toward living through a survival situation! Eating feces is NOT a good way to avoid sickness!

He probably makes more $$ than me eating scat, but hell, I'll stay in my own income bracket for a while.

The sin is teaching innocents to fail in wilderness survival. This is the damnation of Bear Grylls.
 
well we could put all the videos together and sell it to the people with a big caption infront saying:
"what NOT TO DO during a survival situation"
 
I cant belive he actualy did eat bear shit.. I understand the idea behind making the show as dramatic as he can, but bear shit!!!!!!! Talk about picking up something that would kill you in no time... Watching his shows is like watching a car accident. You just cant stop looking to see how bad it realy is. Who in his right mind gives the advice to follow a river underground??? Bear does.

Sasha
 
I'm seriously considering getting a lawyer to get that mentally deficient idiot to put a permanent disclaimer on the screen while the show is running, something along the lines of "DO NOT DO THIS IN A REAL SURVIVAL SITUATION, IT MAY HARM YOU. THE STUFF YOU SEE HERE ARE NOT WILDERNESS SURVIVAL TECHNIQUES, IT IS TELEVISION DRAMA"

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
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