Because a Squeegee Won't Fit in My Pocket

[MikeH]

I have read many posts about how to react to "sheeple" who want to question why you need a "knife like that." Today I had an inspiration. From now on my answer will be, "because a squeegee won't fit in my pocket!" As this will surely provoke further questions, I will remind them of the people in the WTC elevator who escaped only because a worker had a window washer's squeegee with which they tunneled through a wall. I can then ask them to tell me when and where the next such emergency will occur. Of course, they can't do so. So, "since you can't schedule an emergency, I am always prepared to save your life."

 

[boobar]

I like your logic, always be prepared.

 

[Diamond Cut II]

I'll second that