Becker Pig Riding Contest - IPRL Sanctioned Event - FLAMING PIG WINNER!!!

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Guyon

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In conjunction with Ka-Bar and the Inanimate Pig Rodeo League (IPRL®), I bring you the first-ever Becker Inanimate Pig Riding Contest.

Here's the challenge. Find a pig. An inanimate pig. A pig from which no bacon will ever come. Concrete. Cast iron. Whatever. But definitely inanimate. If the pig takes quarters, do not drop the quarter. I repeat. Do not drop the quarter. Any motion on the part of the pig will disqualify you. Likewise, sexual congress with the pig will disqualify you.

Post a picture of you riding the pig in your best form. One picture only. Perfect form is a must in order to qualify for the finals, wherein one lucky name will be drawn and a prize from Ka-Bar will be bestowed.

Chat it up in this one, which is open to everyone. Heck, half the fun will be in the chatting. Go...



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Some examples of Beckerheads "riding the pork"...

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Oh man, I'm all over this like white on rice. Off to find an inanimate pig...
 
Guyon said:
Likewise, sexual congress with the pig will disqualify you.
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Damn, I had a picture of a me riding a stone cold pig, but sexual congress had been taken so I guess that picture would disqualify me. Off to find another pig.
 
Here's hoping the Cracker Barrel here has one! Otherwise, I'm not sure where I'll find one.
 
Those Inanimate pigs are hard to come by around here.
 
I think the pigs are a South and Eastcoast thing. With all the hippies and hipsters here in Portlandia it's hard to fathom that putting inanimate pigs on display wouldn't be considered some form of disrespect to non live pigs everywhere. According to the brain dead, Birkenstock wearing, peace love and dope, stick and grass eatin knuckleheads out here. Because we all know inanimate pork has feelings and aren't put on this earth as playthings for knife carrying sociopaths like us.


But I'll look around. You never know. There might be some group out here who dedicates their time getting the pigs off the streets and into safe places free from exploration.
 
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I'm betting a pig mask on another inanimate animal would win points for initiative.
 
I like trade's idea. Also, boots, spurs, a giant buckle, Wrangler jeans... lots of ways to win some style points.
 
I know a farm house near here that has a concrete pig in their front yard. I don't think they would take to kindly to someone showing up in the middle of the night riding their lawn ornaments.:D
 
cbwoods67 said:
I know a farm house near here that has a concrete pig in their front yard. I don't think they would take to kindly to someone showing up in the middle of the night riding their lawn ornaments.:D
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It would add some "edge" for sure. :D
 
"Wilbur, get the shotgun. I think somebody's riding the pig again."
 
I'm in!! Gonna scout for a good sized pig today and ride er tomorrow. Tomorrow is my birthday and I'll celebrate with an early morning rodeo.
 
cbwoods67 said:
I know a farm house near here that has a concrete pig in their front yard. I don't think they would take to kindly to someone showing up in the middle of the night riding their lawn ornaments.:D
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Guyon said:
"Wilbur, get the shotgun. I think somebody's riding the pig again."
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I bet if you get shot at or arrested in the pursuit of riding a pig, you would get style points.

Mug shot with the pig? Automatic win :thumbup:
 
tradewater said:
It would add some "edge" for sure. :D
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Not to mention I'd have to get cross ways in the road and shine my headlights at it to get a picture.:D
If you make a trip north we could tag team it.

No, you sickos. Not like that.

Guyon said:
"Wilbur, get the shotgun. I think somebody's riding the pig again."
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That wound would be a tough one to explain at the emergency room.

Cool contest, Guyon. This will be fun to watch.
 
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