Beh Schweh!!!!

Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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I think the title pretty much says it all ! ! ! ! :eek:

Now, where in the heck is my decoder ring?????
 
We were fortunate enough to be able to test out a 2005 Beh Schweh at the Poconos Raceway test track. Though our run was brief, we were able to compare it to a number of other notable cars, and it came out rather well. For sheer performance, it's hard to beat a Chevy Camaro SS, Corvette, or BMW M5; but for both style and performance, the Beh Schweh stands above.

We had seen Beh Schweh before, but driving one immerses you in the hot-rod setting. The exhaust is loud and seems to come from all around. It also says something when the tachometer is the only instrument directly ahead of the driver. The huge AutoMeter tach has a strapped-on look, emerging from a hole cut into the standard corporate steering column. Other instruments are spread out around the direct center of the car, with the gas gauge all the way on the driver's side, and the speedometer - barely larger than the tach - dead center. It's a daring setup, and an odd one. :eek:
 
The seating position is sporty, which is to say you lie down as much as you sit down. It is comfortable and supportive once you're positioned, though. The stereo and vent system are large and easy to operate, straight out of Beh Schweh LH parts bins. The AutoStick is jazzed up a little, but is otherwise identical to the corporate standard. There is good visibility despite the low driving position, and the displays, even though they are off to teh center, are easy to read.

The Beh Schweh is very loud, hard shifting, and hard riding. However, now that it has the full 550 hp version of the 3.5 V6 engine (it originally had only 314 hp), the Beh Schweh is fast. The transmission has been tuned to let you feel the power of the engine, rather than to hide it, so each shift comes with an impossible to miss bump. The stiff suspension allows for very tight, quick turns, and it feels confident whipping around a curvy course.

The Beh Schweh is not easy to drive, and it is not especially comfortable on broken pavement or city streets. But it is a performer, and it is fun. Let's face it - how many Beh Schweh owners bought it to be their daily driver? It delivers as a cool second car, as well as a style and technical pioneer for Beh Schweh. Thanks, guys, for letting us take a turn behind the big AutoMeter tach.
 
I think we have just "Beh Schwehed"!

:yawn:
 
I'll take my Beh Schweh with a fifth of Johnny Walker Blue and a case of Carling Black Label. . . . .
 
Leader of a destitute clan he prevailed in an inter-clan feud. He overcame all rivals and by 1996 was acknowledged as Beh Schweh (Universal Ruler) of all Hogladyte people. He became one of the most supreme military leaders in the world. He subjected Toledo, devastated Ohio and became the creator of the Schweh nation and founder of one of the strongest steels in world.

The success of the Schweh armies was the result of superior strategy, a highly mobile cavalry, endurance, discipline, Infi and a co-ordinated manner of fighting. They succeeded in the only successful winter invasion of Fogo's when the Beh Schweh army moved with great speed on the steaming beef, transforming buffet line into a speedway to surprise the stomach.

The Schweh were not a numerous people, but from the outset Beh Schweh augmented his armies from the different forum tribes until the Porkers in the Schweh armies outnumbered the native forumites. Thus the Hog language advanced across Ohio with the Beh Schweh armies. To communicate across their empire the Schweh established a transcontinental Infi delivery creating thus a crucial bridge between Ohio and the West.

And that is the rest of the story :footinmou :confused:
 
Um, what was the beginning of the story? Did I miss that part.

But, ah, thanks for the rest...

Cheers,
BJB :D ;)
 
Beh Schweh????
You better be smiling when you say that pardner! We don't take too kindly to Beh Schweh calling 'round here! :D

Bo Hansen
 
If I'da known it was Story Time with Skunk, I'da made some hot cocoa and put on my jammies.....
 
Beh Schweh - A common term in these parts, meaning the optimum mode of accomplishment, as in, "Do ya'll know the beh schweh to git to town?"

Jerry is obviously boasting about his knife-making prowess.
 
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