Most of us live a pretty busy lifestyle and eat on the run. Personally, I wake up too early for work to make breakfast at home. The other people that live with me really would not appreciate the noise at 5am. So I stop at Mickey D's or the BK Steakhouse on the way to work to fill my gullet. Lunch at work is only half an hour most days. So that only leaves time for another visit to one of the several fast food joints near work. Add to that the fact that I work with a bunch of people that like to bake. They also like to bring what they bake to work. After work, it's usually a stop at the border for a delicious Doritos taco. Living in southeast Louisiana doesn't help much either. Most of what we actually cook is loaded with butter or salt or lots of those other bad things that make food taste so good. Did I mention we deep fry everything?
What does all this have to do with this forum? Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the Kershaw 2000 diet. It's real simple... stop buying food and buy Kershaw knives instead. You may not notice weight loss immediately. In fact, you may not notice any weight loss at all. Once you start carrying all those knives, you will probably still weigh the same, if not more, when you step on the scale.
So if you're like me, looking for a diet that actually works (somewhat), then try the Kershaw 2000 diet. By the way, the "2000" is the amount you could spend each month on knives if you're not careful.
For dinner tonight I feasted on the three Funxion knives that came in earlier this week. For dessert I ordered one of each of the Kershaw Volt II, Volt II Serrated and the Volt Stainless Steel.
Now it's time to go plan my meals for the week.
What does all this have to do with this forum? Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the Kershaw 2000 diet. It's real simple... stop buying food and buy Kershaw knives instead. You may not notice weight loss immediately. In fact, you may not notice any weight loss at all. Once you start carrying all those knives, you will probably still weigh the same, if not more, when you step on the scale.
So if you're like me, looking for a diet that actually works (somewhat), then try the Kershaw 2000 diet. By the way, the "2000" is the amount you could spend each month on knives if you're not careful.
For dinner tonight I feasted on the three Funxion knives that came in earlier this week. For dessert I ordered one of each of the Kershaw Volt II, Volt II Serrated and the Volt Stainless Steel.
Now it's time to go plan my meals for the week.
