Best sig line

[tradewater]

Taking nominations for the all time best sig line from the Becker forum. They can be recent or old classics. They can even be lines that have not been claimed for a sig line. Include the original thread link in your entry. Nominations will close April 17th at midnight. The top five nominees will be chosen by myself and my kitchen staff with the ultimate winner chosen by your votes. The person entering the top vote getter (not the person quoted) will win a spectacular prize that I will dig out of a box of gear I no longer use. Don't ask me a bunch of technical rules questions because I have put virtually no thought into this.

This contest is WFO and anyone can participate.
Now then....let the game begin and may the odds always be in your favor.

First rule change. You don't have to include the original thread. Just the person quoted. Carry on.

Second rule change. You can enter as often as you like. I need to stop putting thought into this. It's making my drugs wear off.


NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED

 

[MrKnifekid]

Trade,

is it alright if the second placer gets a Spyderco Tenacious?

I will provide the spyderco.

 

[tradewater]

Trade,

is it alright if the second placer gets a Spyderco Tenacious?

I will provide the spyderco.

I don't want to sound harsh, but your entry sucks. Just sayin'....



Oh, I see. Nevermind. Yeah, that's fine by me.

 

[russianpolander]

Between thought and reality, lies a Becker. Or you could use mine.

 

[thrillbilly]

If you Warriorize your 2, be sure to clich a fisk on it. When I Moosed my 9 I cliched it before I fisked it and wound up fisking the clich off of it. Tricky stuff.

I may put this back on...still love it LOL

and of course tanner is always good for a sigline...

The BK16 is considered the greatest knife ever designed in recent memory. It has no competitor. Especially one with a goofy name like "Laser Strike".

this WHOLE thread should be a Sig! http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/944834-Forgive-me-Ethan-for-I-have-sinned
some highlights-

yeah, you should apologize to the rest of us too, for showing us your Johnson.

Tho, confessionally, I'd like to hold one sometime.

-Daizee

Son, do you have enough fatwood for the whole class? No...then spit it out and hold out your knuckles cuz they're gonna get a beating.

You just have to say 10 Hail Mooses...You're lucky its a Kabar/JAB, which is approved. Otherwise, you'd have to do 20 Hail Mooses and cut your own balls off.

these two are only great when read together, the second one is a reply to the first

Stag handled tweeners with leather pants is about the coolest thing yet. I have got to see some of that...

Try Chippendales

just saw this one...it applies to many many things here on the Becker forum! LMAO

Don't even ask. Don't get the thread started down this path. You will weep for humanity. Best to stay blissfully ignorant.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/945258-Little-Becker-is-his-name!

Awww...that's as cute as a newborn puppy sleeping on a pile of knives.

SAVE THE RAMPS

That's right. Ramps on BK9s are under relentless attack. Graphic images exist showing the violation of BK9s by actually grinding their ramps completely off. You can help stop this disturbing practice.
At Save the Ramp Foundation, we are accepting donations to provide prosthetic ramps to defaced and humiliated BK9s around the world. Do your part. Also visit stopchoilers.org if you have a strong stomach.

The 10 always looked like a cute little baby 9 to me. Aww who's a cute little knife, yes you are tensy wensy.

I ain't quoting anything. Gimme a damn prize!

We are just the cuddliest bunch today! Though it is warranted, we are a pretty cute group! Lol.

 

[The Warrior]

I'll just keep editing my same post here.

nicks dangler makes me happy

Nicks dangler is thick

A few snaps and nicks dangler is ready for action

I would call 411 but I don't know the number
*I know someone's brain is going to hurt reading that because it hurt just to type it*

Don't ask me a bunch of technical rules questions because I have put virtually no thought into this.


I need to stop putting thought into this. It's making my drugs wear off.

SAVE THE RAMPS

That's right. Ramps on BK9s are under relentless attack. Graphic images exist showing the violation of BK9s by actually grinding their ramps completely off. You can help stop this disturbing practice.
At Save the Ramp Foundation, we are accepting donations to provide prosthetic ramps to defaced and humiliated BK9s around the world. Do your part. Also visit stopchoilers.org if you have a strong stomach.

Collecting Beckers and not using them is like dating a hot girl you never have sex with.

I would hang out the truck door and grind it off on the road if I didn't have any other way.

I'm planning to shoot a quick video of the BK16 when I unbox it later today. Looking for a stuffed animal to decapitate for it. I try to make my videos memorable when possible. Already have one prop ready...

If you would have looked into the camera, blown a snot bubble and declared the level of your fear....it would have been perfect! The Miller Lite was a nice touch.

Sqoon, did you get anything out of it? When I got my left one chopped off, the doc gave me a tactical pen. Sweet trade. You can't hurt anyone with a testicle now, can you?

When I had a 12" hole cut in my stomach, my guts pulled out and stuffed back in, I got a Cold Steel Irish Blackthorn Cane to help get up and around. Surgeries are good for getting toys.

"The grivory seems plenty grippy"?? That sounds about as unlikely a grouping of words as "Clint Eastwood just came out of the closet".

 

[Jonny1280]

I'll just post some originals and see what happens.

Yeah, I know. One time I asked my Necker to make me a sandwich and it threw a pie in my face. Wait.......what?

Excellent choice!! Everybody and their Granny should own a BK-2. Badass batonning Grannies........yeah!!

Sounds like your gonna have some Popeye forearms when your through. Hopefully your speech is not impeded and hpefully you don't smoke a corn cob pipe and have a lazy eye...or that could have really been a cruel joke.

Any way...good luck with the project. Persistance and perserverence will hand strip a Becker!!

Happy Birthday Thrill! Hope you have a great day!
And I hope you have a little multi colored donkey pinata to beat the hell out of!
And hopefully a creepy old guy dressed up like a clown will come to your house and make baloon animals.

WARNING: Becker knives are highly addictive. Possible side effects may include the need to buy more Becker knives, modding Becker knives, not leaving home without Becker knives, and a proud feeling of ownership. Other possible side effects may include hanging out in the BK&T sub forum on BF and indulging in all sorts of slullduggery and general tomfoolery. Wait...what?

Is that a purple jeweled sprinkler head on my work bench? Right next to my BK-2? Why...I believe it is. What the hell?...

Buy it!!!! The BK-9...........not the Spam.

This one might be a bit large for the traditional sig line, but I still lilke it.

Very cool Clich!! I'm impressed as always.

Just one question...When you were done did you pose triumphantly like a roaring Lion?

---

BH#191

 

[oXide]

Dear Clich;

This is hard for us to write. Believe me, this is much harder for us than it is for you to read. But our feelings cannot go unnoticed any longer.

Lately you have neglected us, left us in a drawer with nothing more than each others company and some fancy pants. You dont call, you don't write. You stripped us naked, fondled us, even took revealing photos for the internet, and we were okay with it since we thought you loved us. You even shared us with your friends! Who else would do that for you without so much as an objection? The three sisters from your past? I think not! They are hussies but lets be real. You have used us, violated us, pushed us beyond our boundaries and what dis we do? We took it and came back for more. But you don't care anymore. You used to praise how we (me especially) were the best. There wasn't anything I wouldn't do for you.

Now your running around with all these young hard bodies and don't give us a second look. I was OK (campanion wasn't but she's a beast what could she expect?) when that new slender bk16 came around and she caught your eye. I figured there is no way that little tramp could replace me, the queen of this hive. so i let you have your fun. Then the the little black dress came for bk14, and you stopped touching CSM, but I didn't fret I was irreplaceable.

Then came the bk15. That little *expletive* is HALF of what I am and yet.you still messed around with her. Taking her for dinner and walks like you used to do with me! Now the bk4 is in town and I hear you saying her sexy curves are all you think you will ever need! I used to be all you needed, all you wanted. I need you again Clich, come back baby. Momma misses you. Ill forget your straying and we can just look forward to the future. Come home. Please.




Your first love,

Bk5

(Co writers bk2 and bk11 CSM)

Or

the postscript says that if'n u dont quit steppin out on her....she's gonna come over to the big poppa Thrill's house to stay!

or

Well, I neglect my left hand some, but still break her out when I'm ready for some strange. Oh, sorry, you said knives....

or

Am I the only one here who isn't f*cking crazy??

I used to, but I broke up with her.

or

****Now Open, oXide's home for battered and neglected knives & wives****

or

Girls....Can never keep em all happy. My suggestions take them out for a good night, then give em a good fondlin, that will hold them over for a bit.

or

U must do it enuff that it's considered ''normal'' in ur neighborhood lol

Edit: Adding more.

I am sitting in the garage right now with 60 grit sandpaper. should make quick work of it.

I usually just watch Internet porn....

or

Pictures of Beckers are like Boobs...sure you've seen them before, but dammit, you wanna see all you can.

Can't disagree with that. Only thing better than Boobs or Beckers are Beckers AND Boobs.

or

Ooooo I like those runs.

or

Dude, It's a Becker, not a Cold Steel. You don't need a warranty.

or

Strip it, beat the hell out of it and loan it to your buds. They like it. It's the Harley bitch of knives.

or

Knives have warranties?

or

How awesome would it be if we had some fat dude in a tight suit hacking the living bejesus out of a slab of cow with a bk9?

or

I have yet to find a stripper who would risk breaking a nail trying to take the finish off a knife...

or

Does stripping void the warranty?

No, Flexxx does it all the time. Of course he can't go within 1,000 feet of a school now because of it.

or

Mmmmmm limited run goodness.... I've started to carry mine more often now. I'm rekindling the lost love. I left it for the bk2 for a while. Ya know sometimes daddy likes a fatty now and again, but that slim sexy crewman does it just as well. Ill shut up now

or

Becker knives....its a way of life.

 

[Murphnuge]

Don't ask me a bunch of technical rules questions because I have put virtually no thought into this.

Maybe the greatest, at least this year.

Strip it, beat the hell out of it and loan it to your buds. They like it. It's the Harley bitch of knives.

 

[hawaiianhawk]

I usually stick to the Kabar forums, but I figured this would be fun.

Catmouth says:

... You have managed to already lay claim to money that I have not earned, for the future payment of an accessory, for an knife that I do not even own yet.

Tommythewho:

It was the shrooms that had me concerned, but now that i know what they are.......

Eseedownunder:

Is that a hole in your pants or you happy to see me?

 

[Guyon]

Hell, all mine came from some old man.


"It's a lightning bolt in your hand. A sheath full of Cro-van viagra."

"Whew! I've been busy making dynamite arrows...this is gonna be fun!!!"

''If you Warriorize your 2, be sure to clich a fisk on it. When I Moosed my 9 I cliched it before I fisked it and wound up fisking the clich off of it. Tricky stuff.''

 

[nakadnu]

Originally Posted by nakadnu

You are one handful of fatwood away from an episode of "Hoarders".

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/944834-Forgive-me-Ethan-for-I-have-sinned

 

[Psyop]

Cool thanks for the contest

You just have to say 10 Hail Mooses...You're lucky its a Kabar/JAB, which is approved. Otherwise, you'd have to do 20 Hail Mooses and cut your own balls off.

or

Stag handled tweeners with leather pants is about the coolest thing yet. I have got to see some of that...

Oh, and that's a badass set up you have yourself too!

 

[Tilley Knife]

Great contest, Trade. Thanks

yeah, you should apologize to the rest of us too, for showing us your Johnson.

Tho, confessionally, I'd like to hold one sometime.

-Daizee

 

[muradtexas]

Becker is a Chuck Norris of knives. Except Chuck Norris gets old.

 

[Murphnuge]

Hot off the presses.

ohmagawdohmagawdohmagawd!!!!!!

murph....u gots to let me touch it at the Gathering.....we can go off in the dark, or in ur tent....but I got to play with your....BECKANET!!!

y'all have fun with that ^ I dont care...I said what I had to say LOL!

 

[iahunter3]

Hell, all mine came from some old man.


"It's a lightning bolt in your hand. A sheath full of Cro-van viagra."


'

Damn, Guyon got my fav. This thread has got a lot of goodness.

 

[cleans up]

wow, this could be the tread that changes it all

 

[crazyengineer]

i like this one....I just read and watched the hunger games

Now then....let the game begin and may the odds always be in your favor.

 

[DerekH]

I ain't quoting anything. Gimme a damn prize!