Best strategy for ganza, you are guaranteed to walk away smiling

Volk

Volk

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Ok this is the best advise you all gonna get on this one hands down. So listen good, all the HOGs know this and most of them are gonna be doing at least one part of it as we speak.

When choosing a knife go for what ever you want most there are going to be at least 20 people going for the same knife or prize you are going for. So if you are fast and meant to get it, you will get it. If you are not, it doesn't matter if you ask for $25 to cover shipping on your new knife you aren't getting it.

So what was the advise I was talking about?

Do what I do. Go out get yourself your favorite beverage, put on a nice movie/ music in the background, turn on your computer, read all the ganza related posts, think them through. Now an important part. Laugh cause this stuff is funny. Then try to add bits of your own conniving wisdom. When the time comes go for it like crazy. Immediately after, brag how you stomped all the HOGs and got what you asked for. And if you actually do get a knife or what you asked for, this is the most important part, take pictures and post em, rub 'em in, and brag, the swine appreciate bad winners when there are plenty of pics.

Now if you followed my advise no mater what, you are guaranteed to walk away from this ganza smiling


NOW, LETS DRINK!!!
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Some good Hoggish wisdom.

The only thing I'm not clear on is what the Cucumbers and Tomatoes are for......
 
Not sure about the cucumbers, but the tomatoes are there so you can throw them at Tom if he tries to write any more poetry :rolleyes: :D
 
Well, we don't like to chase with soda or juice, and if you just drink a bottle of vodka people would label you an alcoholic, but if you place some vegies next to you glass of vodka, people would just naturally assume you are heaving a healthy meal and will preise you on your healthy and active life style.
 
Harumph, Harumph!!!

Good advice!! If it's not fun, it's not
worth it...

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Well my advice is as long as you stay away from the $100 shop credit you will be fine as it's already spoken for. ;)
 
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