best way to strip your mistress

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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start by buying her a drink or two, then move in real close but not to fast. tell her about your extensive busse collection while moving your hand slowly under her cordura skirt. then while breathing warm moist air around her lanyard hole, grasp a hold of her micarta. now slowly start to ease her towards you. if it gets sticky try blowing gentle puffs of warm air on her d-ring, this will get things lubed up really fast. she should come
out really easy now. now once she's out of her clothes and in the open toss her in to a quart of jasco paint remover for half a day. the nasty black stuff will bubble right off!

if that won't work then send her to jerry, i hear he has special ways of dealing with issues like this.
 
I stripped my SH the old-fashion way...I beat the coating off.:eek:


Ever since the handle...uh...magically became smaller to fit my hand, I've been beating it senseless!:D :cool:
 
R.

Funny how the longer you use them. . . the better the handles feel. . . Actually, that's how I designed the Satin Jack handles. . . they started off as Battle Mistress handles. . . and the next thing you know. . . .BAM! Satin Jack is on the scene!

;) ;) ;)
 
Oooh La La!:D

...but your method sounds so,...so...so...GENTLE!:p

I prefer R.Markus' way better! Spank her and throw her around a bit. Fortunately, she'll keep coming around for more and before you know it Voila!!!
 
Excuse me fellas, but after reading this, I think that I need to get a cold drink and settle down a little. All of a sudden I feel a little warm here...... I dont think that I will ever be able to look at my Mistress again without givin her a wink ya know? Nudge Nudge......
Reminds me of my absolute favorite Monty Python skit....

wabi
 
I thought it was next to impossible to keep the clothes on the mistress, and next to impossible to get them off the wife?
 
I had to do a quick URL check. I thought for a second that I was reading Penthouse Forum, and not Busse Forum. I need a cigarette after that.
 
Originally posted by Buzzbait
I had to do a quick URL check. I thought for a second that I was reading Penthouse Forum, and not Busse Forum. I need a cigarette after that.
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Same here, good to see the two coming together...saves time :D
 
That's supposed to show next month on the adult pay-per-views on our cable for $5.99. Thanks for the preview. :)
 
I now see why my husband spends so much time hanging around here.:eek:

.....very saucy stuff idahoskunk.....you should write for mills & boon!:D

now, what happened next? You have me intrigued.
 
next? well you know... next she has a little joey in her pouch and the daddy has to stay home half the time and share in the raising of another pink club member. no more treks off in to the bush! :D
 
Oh no no Stinky!! :) At the end of chapter one you had just "got her clothes off", you can't start chapter two with such a terrible ending. Surely there are atleast eight or nine other chapters to be had ummm I mean written first :D :D
 
Bullsh**t No more treks to the bush!!!!:D *wack*, *ouch*, sorry dear, *thump*....changing nappies now, yes dear...*kick*, *slap*....ouch!

:) seriously, it will be all hands on deck for a bit, but I will visit when I can. Only 5 weeks to go they say....(gulp).
 
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