this.
In honor of the return:
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each
> hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few
> drinks and chats with the bartender. The bartender is experienced and has
> learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar,
so
> he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the
guy
> with the ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the bar.
> The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence. The
> bartender decides to try to make some conversation.
>
> "What's your name?" He says to the first duck.
>
> "Huey" said the first duck.
>
> "How's your day been, Huey?"
>
> "Great, Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day"
>
> "Oh, that's nice" says the bartender.
>
> Then he says to the second duck "Hi. And what's your name?"
>
> "Dewey" came the answer.
>
> "So how's your day been Dewey?"
>
> "Great, Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I
> had the chance another day I would do the same again."
>
> So the bartender turns to the third duck and says. "So you must be Louie."
>
> "No" growls the third duck. "My name's Puddles. And don't ask about my day."
