Big issue with my grail....

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Ok Im loving my mistress, pictured above, and like I said before I will be able to give some better assesments of her after I get to take her out doors and put her through her paces.



However , I have found one major problem with her so far. She is consumed by hatred and a need for blood and retribution....


She had a twin that was murdered a few years back. I have done my best to keep the details of the crime from her, but late last night / early this morning I caught my mistress on the internet. Apparently she had tracked down the story about the murder as well as the video of it that has been floating around. Below is a short description of some of the events in that video; it is not for the faint of heart.



The man in the video goes by the name of NOSS and he likes to lure unsuspecting knives into his little den of horrors under the guise of doing some apple peeling tests and some edge retention work that involves cutting some webbing. He further baits the hook with promises of a spa make-over after all of the " testing " is done. This man has murdered countless knives and the most disturbing thing is that he is still at large. He likes to taunt the Knifemakers and police as well as the victims loved ones and family members. This lowly dog wears a mask to disguise his true identity and you can see the maniacle gleam in his eyes, you can hear the maddness in his insipid laughter, and even though he wears gloves, you can see that his hands do not tremble.



In the video of her sisters tourture / murder she endures almost 2 hours of being stabbed through sheet metal, pounded through not only some 2x4s, 2x6s but even some concrete. There is even a glimmer of hope reflected in her sisters badly worn out cutting edge when he announces that She had passed the test. Maybe it would be over after all...a nice spa treatment and then she would be released.... time to gather herself and come back with some friends and pin-cusion his azz...


Alas, It wasnt meant to be. Not 10 seconds after declaring that she had passed the " test " , the evil masked menace said..., at 1:19 into the brutal testing....



" Man ive thrown everything at it that I have in my testing line-up and it wasnt enough. Thats it...ima gonna..im gonna go ahead and declare this a survivor of the destruction test. Definately the toughest, strongest one yet."



At this point you can see her sister swelling up a little with pride...almost eager to hear the words that she so desperately wants to hear.....Its time for your spa and release....



The next thing out of the maniacs mouth ... " This was even tougher than the scrapyard scrapper 6. I had alot of chips and chipping on the scrapyard scrapper 6 and we tore out some of the edges on alot of the concrete smashing and stuff, but we have not done that on this, this stuff does not chip...AT ALL.



Here again you can see her swell with pride and you can almost see the anticipation glistening off of her scarred edge like perspiration beading up on a track star waiting for the gun to go off....



The maniac then goes on to say " However this is a destruction test...its not over...until it breaks...so were gonna keep throwin stuff at it now ".....



At that point you could see her sigh, and almost give up. But then she remembers that she is a BUSSE.

A BUSSE

FAT

FUSION

BATTLE

MISTRESS!


She will not disrespect her creator Jerry by cringing , backing down , or showing this maniac anything but contempt.

SHE WILL NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!!! SHE WILL RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT!!!!


You can see her swell up a little more and if you listen real closely you can hear her whisper ...

"BRING IT B**CH , Ill take all the s**t you can dish out...... for TWO WEEKS!!! "


And take it she did. But it was a mere 20 minutes or so more before she finally broke and when she did even the Maniac Noss showed her some proper respect. He was almost saddened it seems. Saddened for what he had done or saddened that the couldnt torture her any longer,... no one knows. However I think it was a bit of both.







I warn you. What you are about to see is not only disturbing, but it is actual footage of the murder of my mistresses twin:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irEZB8hvGzw






Here we present to you The Maniacs Avatar:


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AND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO TO HIM ONCE WE GIVE HIM A TASTE OF WHAT HE DID TO HER SISTER:


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Here is the contest........

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT NOSS OR HIS WHEREABOUTS PLEASE CONTACT ME AT RLACAN@YAHOO.COM
WE ARE PREPARING A NICE REWARD PACKAGE ( PUN INTENDED ) AND THE FIRST ITEM IS A PICTURE OF ME IN A THONG. THE SECOND ITEM IS A PAPERCLIP SLINGSHOT MADE BY YOURS TRUELY WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF RUBBERBANDS FOR WHEN THEY BREAK AND ALSO A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF STAPLES FOR AMMUNITION. AS A SPECIAL BONUS THERE WILL BE A SHORT VIDEO OF ME IN A THONG DEMONSTRATING HOW TO USE IT EFFECTIVELY. THE THIRD AND FINAL PRIZE IS A LIFESIZED POSTERBOARD CUTOUT OF YOURS TRUELY IN YOU GUESSED IT, A THONG. I RECOMMEND THAT YOU DONT LET YOUR WOMEN-FOLK GET A LOOK AT IT OR YOUR LOVE LIFE WILL BE RUINED. I AM THAT SEXAH. :love-struck:
 
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hahaha...YES! I know nothing about NOSS's whereabouts but this is easily the BEST THREAD OF THE YEAR!



Well played sir....




now please stop playing that video for your grail, and go lover her with some proper use!



:D
 
Perhaps you would be interested in a consolation prize since you were the first person to post a response..... how bout a nice posterboard lol.

hahaha...YES! I know nothing about NOSS's whereabouts but this is easily the BEST THREAD OF THE YEAR!



Well played sir....




now please stop playing that video for your grail, and go lover her with some proper use!



:D
 
Im so drunk Im drinkin my gfs smirnoff (out of ber)

You damna R. Not in but cheers
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Don't feel bad. I ran out of tequila weekend before last and broke into my wife's champagne... then i went trolling on gun control forums...

it was a good night
 
Im so drunk Im drinkin my gfs smirnoff (out of ber)

You damna R. Not in but cheers
E

I am pretty sure this reads:

"I'm drinking vodka with my new Smurf. Damn You!! I am watching Cheers, not in the butt? Ehhh?"

Sorry, I think Eric likes you or something and not in a good way :)
 
Bah here we are discussing a murder and the murderers whereabouts and you get all nasty. If I am Erics type ( Ewww ) maybe he has some info about Noss or his whereabouts. He can then get all 3 of those nice rewards mentioned at the Tail - End of my post.......


And as for you... Shouldnt you be somewhere polishing those sickly orange knives of yours?

I bet you were feeling all romantic when you saw that sales thread for the Pumpkin Sars recently. God help the sheep in town once you saw that thread......


Sinner.


I am pretty sure this reads:

"I'm drinking vodka with my new Smurf. Damn You!! I am watching Cheers, not in the butt? Ehhh?"

Sorry, I think Eric likes you or something and not in a good way :)
 
Yup and hes back now and doin pretty good over on Knifetests.


For those interested in why Noss had disappeared for a while.....I saw on one of his recently posted videos that it was for health reasons. If the poster was actually Noss....
 
Im so drunk Im drinkin my gfs smirnoff (out of ber)

You damna R. Not in but cheers
E

I am pretty sure this reads:

"I'm drinking vodka with my new Smurf. Damn You!! I am watching Cheers, not in the butt? Ehhh?"

Sorry, I think Eric likes you or something and not in a good way :)

This is an awesome translation of drunk posting.
I saw when both ralacan71 and eric's posts were first posted last night and refused to comment as that post combined with the threat of a thong just made me leery of this thread. :barf:

The story was pretty entertaining though... and that mistress has issues.
You can send her my way for some therapy... wood, sheetmetal, tires etc would be the recommended beatingstreatments to help her move on.
 
Sure. Ill lend her to you if you lend me a MOAB.......




This is an awesome translation of drunk posting.
I saw when both ralacan71 and eric's posts were first posted last night and refused to comment as that post combined with the threat of a thong just made me leery of this thread. :barf:

The story was pretty entertaining though... and that mistress has issues.
You can send her my way for some therapy... wood, sheetmetal, tires etc would be the recommended beatingstreatments to help her move on.
 
That vid is why I own a FFBM!

What ever happened to that guy? Havent hear a peep for a looong time. he still testing?
 
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