BK13CP in 1095 "Honor the Mods" GAW

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As promised I am giving away 2 of the new BK13CP's in 1095 Cro-Van. Want to win? Post your favorite quote from a moderator (KA-BAR or Becker forum) in this thread. One of the BK13's will go to the winner, the other to the moderator whose quote wins. Annnnnddddd..... begin
 
Here's one of my favorites from Gunyon...

Guyon said:
Things always quiet down after the Possum Festival. It takes a toll.
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Thanks for the chance!

Hmm, after a quick google search it appears there is actually a Possum Festival. Now I want to go.

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I almost cried when I read this one I cracked up so bad. Agreed it's to much like first post so it's not a entry
I think exploding glitter dicks are in order.

Tradewater
 
I'll play...I'm throwing Moosez45 in the mix...
Too bad the thread is locked and I can't quote it, but he really conveyed my true feelings on this particular subject as well as his own...

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/s...-Bk9-VS-Bk21-Chopping?p=15437602#post15437602



I'm sure he has plenty more that I haven't been around for but this is the most recent that I have been here.

Thanks OKB and good luck everyone!
 
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Well, how can I NOT pick such the absolutely SUPERLATIVE quote by the Big Biscuit, especially since it was such a fine compliment to yours truly? :D:D:D

Guyon said:
How can I NOT play dog poop bingo?

snip ..... snip

And I just want to add that this is sheer genius...
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And, again, here is where Spice was choosing a winner....
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Exploding glitter dicks for the win. I didn't realize Moose was quoting me in his sig line until NCSlice posted that link. :D :thumbup:
 
Looks like Guyon is in the lead right now. Take the weekend and be sure to post and we will pick a winner Monday. I know there is some Moose and Bladite quotes out there for the taking. Good luck and have a good weekend.
 
Ok so this is my entry.


Originally Posted by clich:
Me wife kiddo and another kiddo. Just got snipped so no more kiddos thank god lol. Trade you still grumpy as hell?
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Originally Posted by Guyon:

Good to see you back. trade's been holding your balls for you, but I think he's gotten attached to them.

Like literally...
He sewed them on so he'd have four and could lord his bountiful bullocks over everybody else.
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Thanks for the chance! I remember the whole proton thread and the related threads at that time really made me laugh. This is one of the quotes that really got me:
 
I was actually looking for a different quote that turned out to be from Murph, when I came across this gem from the Mighty Biscuit that brought a chuckle and reminded me of his...aaahhhh....unique sense of fashion.

"Ease up. It complements my purple coffee press, my pink stir spoon, and my bedazzled coffee scoop."
http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/s...Knight-Returns/page20?p=13576968#post13576968

As an alternate, I'd submit any of Bladite's that make us all go, "Huh?" Though he has been pretty consistently coherent lately.
 
Hard to compete with Trades' or Guyons' quotes, but I'll give you one of Bladites. He was talking about when a closet organizer ripped off the wall in the middle of the night. His last sentence cracked me up:

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imagine waking up at 3am, and not knowing why, maybe you were drunk too...

and you look over the bedroom wall closet, which takes up the WHOLE WALL

crack crack crack

the wall is now coming for you

turns out things shifted, the cheap supports gave out, and it all ripped out. was never anchored in studs. bah!

naturally, i did not jump to a fighting stance, in the dark, all ready for combat

well, i did!

my war cry probably also wasn't the best prepared and a bit high pitched ;)
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Much of Bladites stuff is golden, although I usually have to run it thru google translate a few times....
 
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Aikiguy said:
Hard to compete with Trades' or Goyons' quotes, but I'll give you one of Bladites. He was talking about when a closet organizer ripped off the wall in the middle of the night. His last sentence cracked me up:



Much of Bladites stuff is golden, although I usually have to run it thru google translate a few times....
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This is so true. He reminds me of the town drunk Johnson from Blazin' Saddles.
 
Galeocerdoshark said:
Thanks for the chance! I remember the whole proton thread and the related threads at that time really made me laugh. This is one of the quotes that really got me:
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This was the post that put that conversation over the top (and to rest). :D

SaturatedShadow said:
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Are you tired of your slippery-handled Becker knife flying out of your hands? Are you concerned about Public Safety?

Then this mod is for you.

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Disclaimer: Take a few practice swings to build up the necessary callouses before use.
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Hey, if I win, do I get a carbon 13? I can start posting some REALLY crazy stuff if that's the case. :p
 
Thanks for the all of the entries; I had forgotten about a few of those. I am a man of the people and as such TBL and Guyon will be getting 1095 BK13CP's due to popular demand. TBL, please message me your address. I already know where Guyon lives (and that is completely unrelated to those flaming lunch bags he keeps finding on his doorstep). Thanks again.
 
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