BK2 The untold story

Moosez45

Moosez45

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I feel like a silly thread, and I like Chuck Norris jokes, so, lets combine the two. Lets make it funny.

My BK2 once paid alimony, child support, and court fees, and still donated enough money to fund the Macy's day parade.

I once heard that when the Gen 2 tang extension came out, no one used it. Everyone was afraid to hit something that tough on the butt.

While jumping from a C-130, a paratrooper forgot to lash his BK2 in the sheath and it fell from 900ft. Folks visit the site of its landing now, and leave with a "I Saw The Grand Canyon Tshirt".

Ethan Becker did NOT design the BK2, it designed him.

Once while holding the BK2, Ethan Becker thought to himself, "There might be a better knife out there", unbeknownst to Ethan, the knife heard his thoughts. Ethan's recovering well.

A BK2 does not split wood, it just sits there and the wood runs from it in opposite directions.

France surrenders to the BK2, twice a month, just to be sure.

Darth Vader actually carried a BK2.

If the Last of the Mohicans had carried a BK2, there would be more Mohicans.

Watchoo got?

Moose
 
If you lock a BK2 in a room with 2 bowling balls over night, in the morning, one of the bowling balls is cut in half, and the other is pregnant.

Moose
 
You don't sheath a BK-2. It allows your arm to rest out of pity.

If Paul Bunyan had owned a BK-2, the Yosemite redwoods would be a parking lot.

If you cross a BK-2 with a Becker Brute, you still get a BK-2. BK-2 genes succumb to nothing.

Ben Franklin actually discovered electricity with a BK-2. (There's no joke here. Just history.)

If a BK-2 falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, it damn sure makes a sound.

When a BK-2 does a roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris pees a little.

You've heard of the Big Bang? Yep. That was a BK-2.

When BK-2's mate, Richter Scale data appears in the news.

A priest, a fireman, and an Indian walked into a bar... there's no BK-2 in this joke because it's friggin' stupid.

Jeff Cooper wrote a rule about the BK-2.

What do you call a BK-2 crossed with Jenna Jameson? ... still a BK-2. Didn't you learn anything above?

How many BK-2's does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. BK-2's are smart enough to make you do that crap.

Why does Burger King suck? Because they left off the 2.



Okay, that's all I've got. Those are all originals and fall under copyright of The Guyon, Incorporated.
 
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What most people dont understand about the running of the bulls is that the bulls are running from the bk2
 
Ethan was hanging a clock over his toilet and he slipped, hit his head, and when he came to, the image of the bk2 was in his head.
 
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Scientists at MIT have decided that string theory is impossible because a BK-2 cut all the strings.


:D (Yeah, I know... freakin' cheesy.)
 
What do Superman and Noss4 have in common? Neither one could break a BK-2.
 
paper beats rock, rock beats scissors,and scissors beats paper, but the bk2 beats all three.
at the same time
 
If you ever threw a BK2 away, it would come back and hunt you down.

Moose
 
bluefivespot said:
My BK2 ended up in my pond, but didn't get wet. The water got BK2'ed.:D
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How big is the BK-2? Its gravitational tug pulls guys into BFC to post jokes about the BK-2.


Welcome to Bladeforums! Good first post. :thumbup:
 
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