BLADE2...008. "The Return to Atlanta"

[Jaxx]

I just got back home. What a trip!! :thumbup: There's not much I can write at this point that hasn't already been covered on the Forums, and I'm way too exhausted to go into detail... But here's a short list of memorable moments for now.
...Sort of like a Letterman's TOP TEN list, LOL

#10. Don't MESS with a HOG's HOG... :grumpy: We will try our best to recover BuyBacon's HOGASH... I have faith in this group of HOGS to help bring it home to him.

#9. "Teabags" also returned. Many sightings, and @ 1:20am this morning, an encounter of some kind...

#8. Ahhhh... FOGO. ::burp::

#7. Who is this "Knife Hunter" guy???

#6. Who is this "Knife Hunter" guy that just ran me over???

#5. Trampled... By Old Physics... "Drats, foiled AGAIN!"

#4. Princess... Cobalt???

#3. The Snoopy Dance!

#2. Chima (the OTHER Fogo), & the "Missing Mike" formation...

And the #1 memorable moment... Drumroll, please

recondo4u's presentation to Jerry Busse at the booth. :thumbup: You're all class, brother HOG... All class! Thank YOU, and welcome back home.

There were definitely other memorable moments... But I'm either too tired to recall them right now... or I was sworn to secrecy under penalty of a year without new INFI... "No INFI for you... One year!!"


The award for the best trough trick this year just might very well have to go to... 1whobuys for his "NET GAIN"!!! LOL... Freakin' classic!!!!!!



...Oh yeah... I also scored a few knives...! LMAO


It was a great time and much fun to see all you folks I met last year again and to meet many more great folks who came to BLADE this year!

THIS GROUP ROCKS!!!

A BIG THANK YOU to the CREW... Amy, Hutch, Lora, Bubble, Garth, Waz, Mongo, Beef, Ron, and of course... Boss HOG!! A great event does not happen easily. Thank you very very much for the effort put forth by you all for a great time had by us all. :thumbup: YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok... Time for bed. Here's to 12 hrs. of solid sleep! G-night!!

 

[Grimspoon]

So whats the story on "Teabags", and why is he so "lulz worthy"? Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[Jaxx]

So whats the story on "Teabags", and why is he so "lulz worthy"? Inquiring minds want to know!

Dig up some threads from BLADE' 07, or try searching "teabags" in this forum to get the story from Cobalt, who tells it best.

 

[Hogwash]

We're not bigots here, there is nothing wrong with "Teabags". His preference for the romantic company of men has no reflection on his quality as a person.

I don't know about Jaxx's 1:20 am encounter but last year Jerry and the guys at the fountain couldn't help him find the drugs or male sexual partner he was looking for.

We all hope that he did eventually find a man to love because there is nothing wrong with that. We also hope that he didn't find the drugs because drugs are bad ummkay.

 

[norcalblacktail]

Jaxx....Where the pics?????

 

[Grimspoon]

I went ahead and dug up the story, for anyone else (like myself) who didn't know about it...

Ok, here it is the full story.

Teabags as we shall call him is a nice young guy of about 25 or so. He indicated he is a knifemaker and sold everything he had. Anyway, Jerry, Jaxx and myself were sitting outside at about 3am on Monday morning when TB comes walking over and asks if we are part of the knifeshow group. He then immediately sees our Busse logos on shirts etc and ays, "oh, you are the busse guys, man what was going on overthere, sounded like a giveaway or something?" ...Then the fun started. We of course told him that we were there for the the busse knives but it wasn't a giveaway to just anyone. Whoever blew the highest alcohol level won the knife. I told him that Jerry blew a .44 and Jaxx blew a .4, but I won because I blew a .48. He said "no kidding", man I would have liked to get into that contest", Jerry said, sounds like you would fit right in.

Then TB says, hey are you guys part of USN, and Jerry and myself in unison say, what the US NAvy? No man we're not in the Navy. TB says no not Navy, Usual Suspects Network. We say, who the hell are they? and he responds that they are a large group of knifefans who were having a lot of fights and causing trouble. We said really? He then said how he was sleeping in the lobby when several USN guys came over and TEABAGGED him while he slept. A girl belonging to the show told them to go away and TB woke up and got angry and indicated he chased them off (I thinnk the girl chased them off). Apparently they mooned him as well in the lobby/atrium area. Well, you can imagine how it went from there. I will spare most of the commentary as children do read this. Suffice to say that our joking with him started to make him mad because we would not let him talk and we kept on saying that we didn't want to hang around anyone who had had BA$L's in their mouth. Jaxx snapping pics of him made him slightly mad as well. At one point he attempted to shove Jerry, but succeeded in moving Jerry a millimeter. I then acted like I was punching the flag pole to see if I could get him to punch it hard, for more laughs, but he did not fall for it. We were laughing so hard that eventually he started laughing with us at himself. It ended up being about the funniest thing of the weekend. We were actually going to bed early when this guy showed up, but we stayed out till about 4:30 am because of him, too good a time to pass up.

Not sure if what TB said is true, but if it is, I would recommend that you never fall asleep around some of the USN guys as they may like you better than women.


ALL HAIL TEABAGS!!

 

[tgiannes]

Good story
jaxx i was the guy looking at your xm18. Good meeting u.

 

[xaman]

Good to see you Jaxx,

How about some pics? Did you bring any knives home???

 

[I'mGatMan!]

Jaxx...no silent knight? You AND Trevor got stomped by OP and his lady? Wow...I'm impressed by OP's intestinal fortitude.

 

[Ken44]

Was good to see you again Jaxx!

We also hope that he didn't find the drugs because drugs are bad ummkay.

Class, I probobally should not have told you about cheesing ummkay...drugs are bad ummkayLMAO

 

[knife hunter]

Jaxx...no silent knight? You AND Trevor got stomped by OP and his lady? Wow...I'm impressed by OP's intestinal fortitude.

Oh no not me......


I was no where in site when that baby hit the table!


Otherwise, it would have been mine


and Jaxx,

I only made it too #6


I think #3 and 6 would have been more fitting:thumbup:

 

[Jaxx]

Jaxx....Where the pics?????

Pix are coming... But not tonight, I'm still bleary-eyed, and need more sleep! Knives won't be here til sometime next week, and I want to clean up the other pix through Lightroom before posting.

Good story
jaxx i was the guy looking at your xm18. Good meeting u.

Good to meet you too!! :thumbup: Didja have a good time or what??? :thumbup: BLADE... What a blast!

Oh no not me......


I was no where in site when that baby hit the table!


Otherwise, it would have been mine


and Jaxx,

I only made it too #6


I think #3 and 6 would have been more fitting!

Hey!! Brother HOG, ya got two slots on the list!!! Did anyone else??? LOL (#3 & #6... LOL, you funny!!)
...Great to meet ya & watch you tear it up! Keep on rockin'!!! :thumbup:

 

[RobStanley]

Hey Jaxx, looks like you guys had a great time with the Busse mob. Looking forward to seeing your pics.:thumbup:

 

[gundy]

no pics, no proof man!

Sounds like it was a great time...wich it wasnt so far away though, hey Rob....

 

[Hogwash]

Here's my top ten (in chronological order I think)

Straight Handle Bottle Attack.

Getting my Badass sheath from Dwayne Puckett.

Finding an almost perfect $15 pouch sheath for the Nuclear EDC.

Getting boned by skunk (pics tomorrow night, maybe sooner).

Eight hour training.

Winning the Emerson raffle.

Snoopy Dance.

The deal Knife Hunter spoiled.

Watching OP dive for that Silent Knight.

The Waverly rat.

 

[knife hunter]

Hey!! Brother HOG, ya got two slots on the list!!! Did anyone else??? LOL (#3 & #6... LOL, you funny!!)
...Great to meet ya & watch you tear it up! Keep on rockin'!!! :thumbup:

Just following your lead brother:thumbup:

and yes it was a pleasure meeting!

You didn't leave many crumbs either

see ya in the Fall I hope!

 

[OldPhysics]

Jaxx...no silent knight? You AND Trevor got stomped by OP and his lady? Wow...I'm impressed by OP's intestinal fortitude.

It was just luck ... and some fortunate positioning.

Normally, I would have needed a JATO (Jet Assisted Take Off) to get there before Jaxx.

It's certainly possible my wife somehow distracted him ... I'm still not sure I remember the whole thing clearly.