BladeForums LIE Detector Test #2

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Several of you failed miserably on test #1

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=306716&highlight=lie+detector

So, in the interest of justice you are getting one more chance.

Please answer EACH question carefully and completely.

Failure to RESPOND to the test at all will be considered an admission of LYING!

1. Do you enjoy hearing remarks like 'Woooooooo" from non-knife people every time you use your knife?

2. Do you secretly SMIRK when others have knife difficulties and end up SAWING at a ...string... or ...rubber band?

3. Do you volunteer to use YOUR knife when the family opens gifts?

4. Do you consider YOUR knife to be the "Best In All The Land?"

5. Do you have more knives than you (REALLY) ......N E E D?

You may now look at your answers.

Five "YES" answers indicates that you could be trusted to have ANY knife.
Four "YES" answers begin to cast some doubt on your ability to get your knife as sharp as you SAY it is.
Three "YES" answers should make most people consider you to be ...well ...OKAY.... to own a knife.
Two "YES" answers and you should take EVERYTHING but your butter knives to a police station near you.
ONE (or fewer) "YES" answers indicates you are one lying son of a ...(gun?)

:eek: :D
 
Considering I get shocked silence when I use my knife in front of most ppl...

Would that count as 4 or 5? :D
 
When I first came upon this site, it was immediately apparent that you people are all crazy. So I joined up.
 
1. Yes
2. Definitely NOT, NO, I just cringe
3. Yup, yes, but only my beater...because of the answer to 2.
4. Hell, yes! What do you mean "consider"? Its the best and that's a fact! :D
5. ??? Of course not! No matter how many I have, it will never be more than I REALLY need!
 
5 out of 5 if No. 3 by letting my knife be used to open gifts includes me and only me using it.
 
Definitely 5/5 for me. I even pick my knife on Christmas Day (as well as "Holiday" parties at work) just to be able to pass it around. It's usually my most gentlemanly one that will bring the most Ooohs, and Aaahhs.

DD
 
In the Alcohol adiction field they use CAGE

Looking at your drinking (knife buying/sharpening/..) has any one ever
C ritisised your drinking (kbs..)?
A noyed you about your drinking (kbs..)?
G uilty, have you ever felt guilty about your drinking (kbs..) ?
E ye opener, do you use drink (kbs..) to steady your nerves in the morning?

Now we could realy scare ourselves by slightly modyfying some of the assesment tools used in treating Crack Cocaine and Opiate dependence :rolleyes:
But no, we can handle it now cant we. ;)
Now for the price of a phone call and the postage of one box a month to the UK I can help you. :D
Trust me, (I am actualy qualified in the treatment of Drug dependency)
:rolleyes: I know but for me its recreational. Honest :o
(note to self.. dont sharpen the SAK on your coffee cup at work ;)
 
I think knives are dangerous and people should be forced to hand them in to a local police station. If you have a legitimate reason to own a knife you can apply for a licence to own one but when it is not being used it must be locked in a steel safe which is bolted to the floor of your basement.
 
I got 4 out of 5 "yesses" on the 1st test, and owned by the CAGE criteria. :cool:

Should I fight this addiction, or give into it? Fight it by giving into it?
 
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