Bless me father....

stabber · Apr 10, 2006

I have sinned

I traded one of my mini eu17's for a different knife

Please give me penance

SNAFU · Apr 10, 2006

Blasphemy!!!!!!!!

For your penance you must send me all your INFI and be relegated to having "others" products for the rest of your life.

To help you out, I'll even pay for shipping to me.

Progunner · Apr 10, 2006

stabber said:
I have sinned I traded one of my mini eu17's for a different knife Please give me penance

What sort of different knife did you trade it for? One's penance can't be determined without a little more info. If it was another Busse, then there is no sin my son. If you traded it for a lesser brand, meaning anything that didn't come from Wauseon, then that is a mortal transgretion and you may be facing excommunication. That would mean that you could never go by a hog name again, never partake of the sacrificial Extravaganzas in the future and if you were ever at Blade you would be barred from coming by the Busse booth but relegated to the Dork Ops area and/or be forced to watch the awful "Proof" video that goes nonstop at that other booth. So go back and examine your conscience and when you have your head right come back to the confessional and we'll give it another go. Remember my son that no sin is beyond the forgiveness of Almighty God, but around the trough it is a different matter.

SNAFU · Apr 10, 2006

MikeH · Apr 10, 2006

Progunner said:
What sort of different knife did you trade it for? One's penance can't be determined without a little more info. If it was another Busse, then there is no sin my son. If you traded it for a lesser brand, meaning anything that didn't come from Wauseon, then that is a mortal transgretion and you may be facing excommunication.

Huge loophole here. What if he traded it for something from the night shift?

Progunner · Apr 10, 2006

MikeH said:
Huge loophole here. What if he traded it for something from the night shift?

progunner said:
If you traded it for a lesser brand, meaning anything that didn't come from Wauseon, then that is a mortal transgretion...

I suppose it would be more of a venial transgretion if it were from the swamp, but just because it isn't INFI.

So stabber if your trade was a Busse for a Swamp Rat, then you have to buy all the currently inducted Hogs a drink at Blade, and you are on temporary double secret probabtion until the Hog Council of Elders determines that you have learned your lesson.

Briggz · Apr 10, 2006

I suppose there might be a few customs out there worth trading for, an original loveless maybe?

digdeep · Apr 10, 2006

Progunner said:
...So stabber if your trade was a Busse for a Swamp Rat, then you have to buy all the currently inducted Hogs a drink at Blade...

I'll drink to that! :thumbup:

stabber · Apr 10, 2006

DAMM!!

This is a mighty harsh situation? Progunner is ready to hang me

I don't think I dare post the pics of the trade

voracious · Apr 10, 2006

post 'em ricky.
then we'll hang ya!

Progunner · Apr 10, 2006

stabber said:
DAMM!! This is a mighty harsh situation? Progunner is ready to hang me I don't think I dare post the pics of the trade

It is part of your confession stabber, you must come clean. Who knows, it might redeem you depending on the trade.

Schuey2002 · Apr 10, 2006

stabber said:
DAMM!! This is a mighty harsh situation? Progunner is ready to hang me I don't think I dare post the pics of the trade

It sounds to me like might have traded some INFI for a Rat..

So, what was it?

xaman · Apr 10, 2006

They're right. Bring things into the light... Confession must include the WHOLE truth -- then healing MAY come.

digdeep · Apr 10, 2006

Schuey2002 said:
It sounds to me like might have traded some INFI for a Rat..

So, what was it?

Thou shalt not give unto a rat as thou wouldst unto a hog, for this is a sacrilege and shalt bring much hardship upon thee. Bring unto thee a hog as repentance and all will go well with thee and thy kin. Busse 3, verses 22-23.

SNAFU · Apr 10, 2006

Post the pics and confess my son. Because....

stabber · Apr 10, 2006

OK my hog brotherin. I must come clean. Please be gentle

It's a Joe Cordova Bowie.

SNAFU · Apr 10, 2006

Saw that on KF. Nice knife. :thumbup:

Progunner · Apr 10, 2006

stabber said:
OK my hog brotherin. I must come clean. Please be gentle It's a Joe Cordova Bowie.

Hmmm. Stout looking blade and nice sheath. I am not familiar with the maker but I would say that you traded for the craftsmanship and I can respect that. Now say 25 Hail Busses and send my one of your Busse knives as an offering.