blonde joke

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A blonde woman is hired at the factory for quality control.at her first morning meeting she is briefed and assigned to the tickle me elmo line of toys.so the assembly line starts rolling and backs right up at the QC station.
the supervisor goes to see the problem......amazed he calls his superiors and other coworkers to see what the holdup is.the youngblonde woman is franticly sewing small red bags with 2 marbles in them to the groin of the elmo dolls as they come her way.finally shaking his head in disbelief the line supervisor pulls the new employee aside and says maybe i wasnt too clear on your job here what i meant was TWO TEST-TICKLES and put them in the package:D
 
Here's one for you, Merry Christmas!

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Hey Dan thanks for the answer - I hate to admit it but I've been out of school for so long I couldn't remember how to solve that... :rolleyes: :D
 
Thats one I have not heard and can not waite to tell someone and make them
laugh too. Good one Dave ;):D
 
ddavelarsen said:
Hey Dan thanks for the answer - I hate to admit it but I've been out of school for so long I couldn't remember how to solve that... :rolleyes: :D

Dave I'll admit also
it has been a long time for me too,,
I had my boy show me how, the old noodle don't work well if you don't use it for that stuff right along.. :o .. that's me:D
 
Dan Gray said:
...the old noodle don't work well if you don't use it for that stuff right along.. :o .. that's me:D


Dan, best to hope IG doesn't wander in and see that.... :D More :jerkit: jokes coming, so to speak.....:rolleyes:
 
fitzo said:
Dan, best to hope IG doesn't wander in and see that.... :D More :jerkit: jokes coming, so to speak.....:rolleyes:
mike
he may get the wrong noodle anyway, and try to cook it with H/T/R:eek: :D
 
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