Blonde's Year in Review

ddavelarsen

ddavelarsen

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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
"duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little
packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake that ran
downhill.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the
phone!



What a year! I hope 2006 will be better!
 
This ladies "resume" tells me she won't make it thru another year. Luck was on her side in 05.
 
what do you call 4 blondes in a row?

- A wind tunnel

What do you call a blonde that dies her hair dark?

- Artificial Intelligence
 
Dave, Did I send you that one? I know I got it but can't remember if I passed it on.

Got a phone call from a fellow in Florida about 8 this morning who was wanting to buy a knife. What a great way to start off 2006 with a knife sale! :D
 
Ray I don't know where I got that anymore. Congratulations on the order! I got one too, the place in Arizona that ordered several a few months ago ordered several more. Guess I'm going to have to get back to work again... Dang, no rest for the weary. I'm going to have to clean up that shop too, and grind some rust off my steel stock. :D And probably learn how to grind again first. :rolleyes:
 
I'm glad to hear that. I would hate to think you were laying around the house eating junk food. Thats for us retired guys. Get busy! :jerkit: Fred
 
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