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Tyrkon Lawson

Tyrkon Lawson

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Remember the frustrated teacher in "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"?
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That's me. :mad: :p

So to let off a little steam...


AK -vs- 2x4 (part 1)


AK -vs- 2x4 (part 2)



Note: You'll notice that after a few chops in "part 1" the 2x4 slips. I grabbed two huge tree stumps to add support which helped a ton. I was able to do a little prying as well. The Edge Pro really did wonders on this bad boy. :thumbup: I'll say it again, "The AK is the ultimate survival sword". IMO. :thumbup:
 
LOL, Mr. Hand!!! Heh-heh-heh... Mister haaaaaaaand

LOL
 
Tyrkon--Sure beats kicking the dog!! I gotta get me one of those AKs--do you think a Ruck would work better for a lady, or is that monster pretty agile?

A girl needs a knife...
 
Oh that is beautiful. I can't believe how deep some of those cuts are. Thanks, I feel more relaxed now too.

Sure beats one of those stress balls.
 
Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card.
Mr. Hand: Yes.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem?
Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Jeff Spicoli: [stunned] You dick!

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Mr. Hand: [passing back exams] 'C', 'D', 'F'. 'F'. 'F'. For three weeks we have been talking about the Platt Amendment. It was passed in nineteen-hundred and six.
[notices Spicoli's seat is empty]
Mr. Hand: Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone? [Desmond raises hand]
Mr. Hand: Yes, Desmond?
Desmond: I saw him outside, near the food machines.
Mr. Hand: How long ago?
Desmond: Right before class.
Mr. Hand: All right. Bring him in.
[Desmond exits]
Mr. Hand: What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!
[Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows him. He has a bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans]
Jeff Spicoli: [Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows with bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans] Wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand.
Mr. Hand: What's the reason for your truancy?
Jeff Spicoli: Just couldn't make it on time.
Mr. Hand: You couldn't, or you wouldn't?
Jeff Spicoli: See, there was a full crowd at the food lines.
Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on YOUR time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
Jeff Spicoli: [long pause, but then with complete truth in his answer] I don't know.
Mr. Hand: [Mr. Hand goes to blackboard and writes the words 'I Don't Know', then underlines them]
[reciting]
Mr. Hand: I like that. 'I Don't Know.' That's nice.
[imitating]
Mr. Hand: 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Jeff Spicoli: All right!


Nice clips, TL! :D:thumbup: ...Do ya feel better now? :D That was fun to watch, probably more fun to chop!! :thumbup::thumbup:
 
I feel much better now. However, I am about to start grading some lab reports so...

More chopping might be in my future. ;)

azshaman: Good question. The AK feels really light and agile to me but perhaps someone who has both or has used both can give you some honest feedback. :)
 
Tyrkon Lawson said:
I feel much better now. However, I am about to start grading some lab reports so...

More chopping might be in my future. ;)

azshaman: Good question. The AK feels really light and agile to me but perhaps someone who has both or has used both can give you some honest feedback. :)
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I love 'em both, but for quickness & agility, I gotta hand it to the Ruck.
 
Thanks, guys! I guess all I gotta do now is FIND a Ruck, huh?;)

A girl needs a knife...or a Ruck...
 
Tyrkon Lawson said:
Or... You could score an AK an send it to Grinducci! :eek::D

Post a WTB thread on the exchange. You just never know. :)
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:eek::eek:

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:p :D:D LOL!! ...J/K wit ya, 'Ducci... But I gotta get some milage with this chop... Probably took me longer to create it than it did for you to fix that GW into the 'DucciWarden, LOL :)
 
This is making the wait for my satin SHBM 1-300 user unbearable :grumpy:

I have to go drink some Oban now to put things right.:thumbup:
 
Tony G said:
This is making the wait for my satin SHBM 1-300 user unbearable :grumpy:

I have to go drink some Oban now to put things right.:thumbup:
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Oh, you...are...BREAKING my heart!!! :p :D:D:D LOL :)
 
Ah crap. I see that I didn't even spell the title of this thread correctly. Yep, time to go do some more chopping. ;)
 
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