Bob Dozier's Beard Poll

Which of the following is true?

  • Behind Bob Dozier's beard is a fist, a roundhouse kick, and a hand grenade.

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  • Hikers recently got lost in Bob Dozier's beard and required Search-And-Rescue retrieval.

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  • The FBI once placed a key witness in Bob Dozier's beard because they knew he would be safe.

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  • If Bob Dozier's beard charges, you should assume a fetal position and cover your neck.

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  • All of the above.

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Guyon

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Dang Esav, keep your eyes on the Ka-Bar forum. Moose is going to have the perfect thread for you. :D
 
I hear that is where they store the Ark of the Covenant. Beware!
 
When confronted, don't look directly at the beard. Just smile and mumble stuff about great knives while backing away slowly.
 
When confronted, don't look directly at the beard. Just smile and mumble stuff about great knives while backing away slowly.

That's what I did. Then I took that pic. I thought Bob was gonna snuff my ass. I was told later, that if it had been 20yrs earliers, he would have. :D

Moose
 
That's what I did. Then I took that pic. I thought Bob was gonna snuff my ass. I was told later, that if it had been 20yrs earliers, he would have. :D

Moose

He does have that look on his face. And the guys behind him seem to be thinking, "Oh no he di-int!"

The CATRA test doesn't have a reading high enough for Bob's beard. It's harder than DLC. And D. And F.

I hope someday my beard will be like his. Legendary heat treat and all.
 
Dozier's beard will destroy you, but there's an 18-month lead time.
 
i like the looks on the 2 guys faces on the right side of the picture. its almost like they are waiting for bob to kick some keester :D.

esav, your beard is almost like mine but with some color still left in it. (and you have more hair than i do too :D)
 
When you get a Dozier Custome, the final edge is honed on Bob's beard. Then, they slice an anvil in half, right before it ships. Then Bob uses his beards mystical qualities to put the anvil back together.

:D

Moose
 
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