Bored? Check out these eBay ads!

[Bill Marsh]

http://cgi.ebay.com/YOU-WIN-I-SHAVE...yZ102333QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Be sure to read all of ad. This is an interesting woman. I think that she is bored also.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5608396408&fromMakeTrack=true
This is crazy/wonderful. Danny, are you there? UFO!

 

[Nasty]

Okay...I got about a third of the way through it. I am tempted to bid just to shut her up.

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[jurassicnarc44]

I'm embarassed I grew up about twenty miles from this one...think twenty thousand might safer....youst a li'l dingy I'm thinkin'. Please note she's offering to shave her (unspecified) "bushy".....could be a squirrel....Hmmmmm

 

[ferguson]

That's funny! I like that gal.

It's her eyebrows guys.

Steve

 

[Thomas Linton]

Hmmm. The many possible meanings of "also."

 

[Green Ice]

Sounds like she went to the Gary Halbert school of copywriting.

Ice