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Rusty

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Yes, it's Christmas coming and "stuff" to be done. Much of the variety that others seem to attach great importance to, and that I must bite my tongue to keep from telling them just where their "stuff-it's" can go.

I'm also in a bad mood over paying medical miscreants for doing things to me I didn't want done but that's another story.

I qualified and turned in papers for a CCW permit a month ago ( it usually takes 3 months for them to do it ).

And I'm trying to get some changes to my medication so I'm not sleeping every couple hours, and I can do some walking.

And I soon may have some special projects actually approaching getting finished. Developing a special source - but that would be telling...

And it is so right that the only reason some people are alive is because it is illegal to kill them.

To all of you, felicitations and warm wishes or if appropriate, curses and far, far warmer wishes in shades of steel the kamis would let cool before working on this Christmas.

In other words, either tidings of comfort and joy or go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

( You should have seen my attitude before I had 3 teeth pulled in this last month ).
 
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Greetings and felicitations ...hmmmmmm
 
Rusty

I'll drink to those sentiments.

I'm feeling less than charitable myself, as one manager found out when I described him by a less than charitable swear word ( and few others as well ). If you have to know the word, it begins with the same letter as charitable, but conveys a somewhat different sentiment.

It mitigation to myself, the *$%$^$% deserved every golden word.

I dont think pulling teeth would do anything to improve my humour. At least not my teeth...

Still, to my friends here and elsewhere, may your khukri's always be sharp, your whisky be well aged and your dearest quiet while you drink it.
 
You're on a roll, Rusty!

Thankfully, I don't have that many teeth left to be pulled. Last one I lose was knocked out by a Taco Bell taco -- but still had to get the root pulled out. And, waiting for a "Maryland" bridge across -- a thousand bucks for one lousy tooth.

Me: All I want for Christmas is my one front tooth.

Dentist: A thousand bucks -- ho, ho, ho!!!
 
Me? &%#%@&*~^%#@&*%$%@!!!!

Almost all of the SOB's are Deity Doctors and it's a pity I don't believe in hell so I could condemn them all to there!!!!

Hopefully the cardiologist I'm having testing done by next Monday morn early will be able to help determine what the rest of the bastards haven't been able to!!!!
He at least seems like a nice enough fellow and didn't try to blow my questions off and he answered them in a way I could understand for a change.
And wasn't in such a dayumed hurry he didn't seem like he was trying to hurry up with me so he could get to the next poor bastard needing his services.He was actually easy to talk too, a real plus with me and doctors lately.

And no matter that it's been done thousands of times I still don't like the idea of someone cutting a hole in my femoral artery and running a tube clear up to my heart to measure pressures and what not!!!
But in reality that's not what's bothering me......to much anyway.;)
The rough part is gonna be afterwards, laying flat of my back with a 50 pound sandbag on my leg for 6 hours!!!! My back is absolutely gonna KILL ME!!!!!!
I'm taking extra Percosets to the horsepital!!! No, don't worry I believe they will keep my outta it enogh for me to endure it.
The really hard part will come after when I go to get up and move!!!!!!!!

And either way whatever the diagnosis is I'm still gonna demand that my pcp send me to an endocrinologist to see if he/she can get the amount of medicines I take cut down a bit every day and perhaps improve some others so that they all work well together.
I take 23 dayum pills each and every day with the ones that are 3-4 times a day adding to the total taken!!!!!!!
And that's too many for anyone!!!!
I am on 3 different diuretics for cryin' out loud!!!!

It's really too bad all the docs in the world can't come to this forum and learn enough to be real human docs instead of deity docs.
But you meet the deity people in all walks of life, not just docs.
I don't know who died and appointed them God!!!!:(
%#$@$#&%*&%#@$&#@

Wish I could think what swear word starts with the same letter as charitable that's fitting for a so called man. Maybe someone will e-mail me the answer.
I could really use some new swear words!:D :rolleyes: :p :mad: :( :eek:
 
The older I get the more I detest the Christmas hype.

Watch'em in the hospital, Bro. Remember, you're still in control -- just like Rusty was when they ran him thru the angiogram mill. And me, when I tried to escape from the ER to go outside and take a smoke!!!
 
Take a dayum pipe hawk with you that makes full body shiver look dull. And use magic marker ( permanent ) on tape to pace/mark turns for the hawk to anyplace in the room, and explain it to them that can't figure it out exactly why. Take a file and sandpaper and a villager that's already sharp just to have one in your hand all the time.
For that matter, take a break down double barrel and half a dozen dragon's breath shells for it.
 
Originally posted by Rusty
Take a dayum pipe hawk with you that makes full body shiver look dull. And use magic marker ( permanent ) on tape to pace/mark turns for the hawk to anyplace in the room, and explain it to them that can't figure it out exactly why. Take a file and sandpaper and a villager that's already sharp just to have one in your hand all the time.
For that matter, take a break down double barrel and half a dozen dragon's breath shells for it.

Brothers I am taking Barbie along. I don't need anymore weapons.:D :rolleyes: :p :D :eek:

And if Barbie gets to :mad: point there's gonna be people :barf: ing all over the place.:D
I would really feel :( for them!!!!!!!!!
 
MAKE THAT STICK BY MAKING IT SO BARB HAS TO SIGN AND NOT YOU THE MINUTE THEY GIVE YOU THE FIRST PAINKILLER. CALLED A PRIOR DIRECTIVE.

THEY CAN STILL CLAIM AN EMERGENCY, BUT THEY BETTER HAVE A GOOD STORY - ESPECIALLY IF BARB CARRIES A CELL PHONE. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE HAVE A WORKING TAPE RECORDER AND BLANK CASSETTES.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO TAKE MY MEDICATION. THE NEIGHBORS GET NERVOUS WHEN I STEP OUTSIDE AND YELL AT THE MOTHER SHIP. ( ESPECIALLY WHEN I TAKE MY TWO HANDED WAR SWORD WITH THE DOUBLE EDGED 45"//// edit- BLADE - stop edit//// AND DARE THEM TO COME OUT AND FIGHT FAIR ).

THE LOCAL BROTHEL BOARD WOULDN'T PERMIT PIMPS AND PROSTITUTES TO DO TO YOU A TENTH WHAT THE DOCTORS AND NURSES GET AWAY WITH EVERY DAY.
 
I guess we are all a bunch of cranky knife-wielders here. Glad I am not the only one with a bad turn of day - I swear the morons they employ at the customs dept I called must have been tested to exclude everyone with an IQ over 20. Its enough to make ya wanna go out and hit something repeatedly... :mad:

A good round of swearing is usually quite theraputic for me. There are times when it is just the downright natural thing to do. mjj, my education must have been sadly lacking as I cannot think of a fine swear word like the one you mentioned... Maybe I should join the Navy to remedy this? I hear swearing is taught as a fine art in the military.

Andrew Limsk
 
May I suggest something along what they used to call the memberers of the old Vatican "boys" choir - something like "castrati"? As you flip your copy of Hannibal Lectres's Spyderco Harpy open and closed?

Better yet, on the HI woman's knife, whatever it's called, put a more substantial thickness handle and THEN do a spyder-edge on the inside of the scythe-shaped blade.
 
"Maybe I should join the Navy to remedy this?"

If you learn nothing else you'll learn to whet your swearing ability to a fine edge.

The term "swear like a sailor" is founded on fact.

Been there, done that.
 
Ah well, I'm off to see the sawbones myself on Monday. Yey.

Since we pay the ******** here indirectly, ( via taxation levels that would make King John blush and have Robin Hood threatening nuclear retaliation ), they treat you like a nineteenth century beggar.

I am suprised 'the word' isnt obvious. I did at one time think it was a particular favourite of the Brits, but I did see it in the Stephen King book, 'Needfull Things'. That's as far as I go. It isnt a nice word ( understatement )-which is why it is entirely fitting for a manager.

Anyway, it was better than demonstrating my teaching credentials in the martial arts, ( there is a Chinese sabre technique suited to creating Vatican choir boys that is easily applied with a khuk ), thereby gaining one free board and lodgings "at her majesties pleasure" ( the blue bloods find entertainment in sick ways ).

Season cheer? I'd call myself Scrooge but I dont have his money.
 
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