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Vampire Gerbil

Vampire Gerbil

Gone, but not forgotten. RIP Dave
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Good Evening, It Is Me, Vampfire...no...pire Gerbil.

I Watched Bram Stoker's Dracula A While Back, Paying Particular Attention To The American Character's So Called "large Bowie Knife" As Said By Hannible The Canibal Van Helsinga/k/a Anthony Hopkins playing The Good Decapitating Doctor V.H.
Anyhoo, I WATCHED And WATCHED SOME MORE As Wynona Ride-her? OK, I WILL. The Shoplifting Queen Of Nyc Fell More And More Under Drac's Spell And Power. Well, Her Friend Lucy Sucked Drac's Blood So That Transformed Her Into A Real UN-Dead Vampire. Dr. V.H. And The 3 Guys That Wanted To Get Into Mina's Bustle; A Shrink An American Cowboy-type And Keanu Reeves With The Most Idiotic Accent Since Dr.Stephen Hawking Tried Out For The Summer Stock Version Of Hamlet. They All Go Into Lucy's Crypt, Open Her Coffin And There She Is With Blood On Her Lips Looking Hot As Hell, Enough To Make The Most Moral Human Wanna Take A Crack At Necrophelia. She Sees These Guys And Gets All Slutty With 'em, But Dr. Van Helsing Was Having None Of It! He Hammered A Stake Into Her Heart.Then, Cowboy Bob (the AMERICAN)Came Over With The Knife In Queston..
Now I Can't Remember If Cowboy Bob Did The Knifework, But I Took A Real Good Look At The Blade And You'll Never Guess What It WaS! A Cold Steel Ghurka Kukuri(sp?) SOMEONE USED IT TO CHOP OFF LUCY'S HEAD! THE BLADE SHOWED UP AGAIN At The End Of The Flick And You Can Almost Read The Writing On The Blade! So I Took My Own One Out As I Rewound The Movie To Check It Against The One On My Tv And Sure Enough, That Was The Decapitating Tool In That Movie.
I Thought Someone Might Find That Interesting Since I'm Quite Sure That Lynn Thomson Was Born After Dracula Did His Schtick. AND GOT DEAD FOREVER.

Are You Amazed?? I Am!Off To Dull My Kukuri In Case My Daughter Sees Me In My Nasferatuish Action, AND GETS SOME FUNNY PATRICIDAL THOUGHTS
I Remain,
Vampire Gerbil (no Relation To Gary Oldman, EXCEPT MAYBE WHEN HE PLAYED SYD VICIOUS IN "SID AND NANCY")
 
Thanks it! nice to see ya too. i'm all set up for irc, i think, so i'll probably smash into you there one night.
see ya, me, vampire gerbil
 
Kit, I'm sorry I called you "it" i that last reply. you ain' got near enough hair!!!

Off I run in coweing feardom, i remain, me, vampurestest. p.s. may i have a frame lock m-16, please?I'll be your best friend but you won't have to put up with me in person every day..please?okay, Kit?please?
 
Holy Bawlz VG!! Great to read your words again!!! I missed you man. Are we going to get a "the world according to V.G." post soon? I used to stay up late nights reading your thoughts.:D
 
Hiya last confederate guy(i am suspicious of that name cuz I sure did see a lot of southern cross flags on trucks in

nj, also here in Nevada, but whatever floats yerEnfield musket... ;-)
actually, I am in bottom form, at least from where i'm sittin'.

now if i can remember how to upload a picture, i'll prove it...That's me in my WWII 1916 STEEL HEAD PROTECTERER IT HAS THOSE FRANKENSTEIN STYLE NECK BOLTS ON IT, DIDJA SEE??DIDJA?? ANYHOW, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE I AM FAR FROM ANYTHING RESEMBLING "TOP FORM"!
(DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOUT WITH ALL THOSE CAPS, BUT I CAN ONLY USE MY RIGHT HAND FOR TYPING... MY LEFT SIDE HAS NO FINE MOTOR CONTROL, WHATSOEVER.
THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS STROKE IS THAT I CAN' EVEN RACK THE SLIDE OF MY KIMBER 1911 CDP OR EVEN MY PIPSQUEAK KEL TEK .25ACP MOUSE GUN!
I HOPE THAT SEEING HOW I LOOK TODAY REASSURES EVERYONE, BUT I CAN'T SEE HOW IT CAN. I WALKED INTO THE SHERIFF'S DEPT. WITH THE STEEL AND GOT SOME FNNY LOOKS..OR MAYBE I JUST DREAMED THAT, I DUNNO.
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USAFSP, COOL PIC!! MAY I HAVE AN M-4 PLEASE :-) THANKS FOR MISSING ME... FOR A WHILE THERE I WAS HAVING ONLY A PITY PARTY FOR MYSELF, BUT THE SUPPORT AND KIND THOUGHTS FROM GUYS LIKE YOU DRAGGED ME OUTTA THOSE PITY PARTIES. THANKS, MAN!!!
WANNA HEAR A CUTE FEMALE AIRMAN STORY? A FRIEND OF MINE A 19 Y/O FEMALE JOINED THE AF LAST YEAR AFTER BASIC SHE STAYED STATESIDE BUT A FEW MONTHS BACK SHE GOT DEPLOYED TO IRAQ WHERE SOME TOWEL HEADED SOB AIMED AN RPG IN HER DIRECTION AND SH'S GOT A REALLY COOL SCAR FROM A FRAGMENT. THAT'S NOT THE CUTE PART....
A FEW WEEKS LATER SHE HURRIED UP AND WAITED FOR SMEONE/THING AND SH GOT BORED. THEN SHE SAW THIS REALLY BIG METAL THING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AN TOSSED ROCKS AT IT TO PASS THE TIME. SHE GOT TO THAT PART, I GENTLY ASKED,"AUBREY, WAS THERE A LARGE EXPLOSION AT THE END OF THI STORY? SHE CLOSED HER EYES AND EMBARRASSEDLY NODDED HER HEAD THEN INDIGNANTLY SAID, "WELL THAT WAS A DUMB PLACE TO LEAVE A LANDMINE!! I AGREED WTH HER AND HUGGED HER FOR NOT DOING JUMPIN' JACKS ON THE THING.
I TOUGHT TAT WAS A CUTE TALE EH?

OH, KIT'S BACK AGAIN. NO, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW GOOD IT IS TO READ MY WORDS CUZ IT TAKES A LOT OUTTA ME JUST SITTIN' IN THI CHAIR AND ONLY USING ONE FINGER TO TYPE, SO I SEE IT DIFFERENT, I SUPPOSE. ANY WORD ON THE DELIVERY TIME FOR THAT FRAMELOCK M-16? I PROMISE I'L TYPE LOTSA STUFF THEN.

THANKS FOR THE WELCOME GUYS, YA HAVE NO CLUE HOW MUCH YOUR SUPPORT BOOSTS ME!

BUT MY BAC'S ON ITS LAS SPINAL BONE AND MY BED IS SUMONING ME.

PUTTING PEANUT BUTTER ON MY LOWER BACK, LETTIN' DOGS MOISTLY AND WARMLY MASSAGE IT OFF, I REMAIN,
VAMPIRE GERBIL
 
I Told Ya My Brain Ain't Right!!!

Hiya Dann, It's Me, Vampire Gerbil, But You Can Call Me Dave.
Take A Gander At Thi Knifial Sculpture I Got At A Mexican Dollar Store... Nope It Ddn't Cost A Buc, But 75 Of 'em. It's A Bargain Cuz I Like Wolves, Coyotes And Pretty Ladies ...come To Think Of It The Pretty Lady Knife Was Sol Seperate For Like $8. She's Very Pretty But Trying To "get Some" From Her Can Be Quite Bobbitical, Ya Know? But After 12 Unsuccessfull Approaches, I Decided To Leave Her Be And Make Myself Happy By Petting The Wolf/coyotes.
I Ain't No Idiot. Oh Wait. Yes I Am. Never Mind
Fare Well Again.
I Remain Most Parts Of Vampire Gerbil
 

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Hello VG (mind if I call you that?) I'm kinda new here and all but I thought I'd drop in and say "hi";I read went you went through and I must say I'm glad your alright,and doing well from your post :D

I love 'ol Drac's movies,and I like the one you mention best for I think they got it just right (know what I mean?) and being in Parump your in a good place for odd events,I dunno if you know Art Bell but he hosts a radio show from there at times (like you he's had some rough spots as late) if you ever meet him say hi! (and ask for a ride in his U.F.O..we all know he's an martian :D )

Again good luck to you and hope to hear more posts from yer general direction (and enjoy that west-coast weather...the only thing I miss....I'm freezing my arse off right now!!! :grumpy:....I hate seasons!! :D )
 
I believe Anthony Hopkins beheaded 3 vamirettes with a Khukri


didja see it (the Khukri)

Rick
 
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