Breadfast treat

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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast .


He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."



He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.



Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says "The egg timer's broken!"
 
Steve Hayden said:
Up here in the Rockies it takes 10 minutes to get a 3 minute egg....

I like 60 min eggs myself :D Now where I'm getting older I'm liking them a bit softer now a days.;) ohhh those were the days when I'd peel those blackened shells off,,man I loved those days rrrrr those eggs I mean...:D
 
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Thats good Dan !
 
I thought the punch line was going to have something to do with
eggs bentadick. But the egg timer punch line works great too.:D :eek: Fred
 
Fried Eggs, fried Spam, imported swiss, on homemade sourdough, drizzled with sauce I made with IG's relish. YUMMY!
 
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