Breakfast of champions: Tactical Gearios

You need to work the term "covert deannimation" into it somehow. That is, afterall, the hallmark of tactical chique.
 
Never imagined that a Rolex could be tactical. James Bondish, but not tactical, I think.
 
Well, if its high fiber, then maybe you could add Beano for covertly deanimating gas before it penetrates your com-block underwear :D ? I just don't want to hear about anything added to "control spray of fluids" :barf: !

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Edited to add: Rolex watches actually ARE tactical, by urban legend anyway. The story goes that a lot of "operators" used to buy and wear Rolex watches because they worked well and if they got somewhere they needed "instant cash" they could trade the old Rolex for what they needed.*

*In exotic third world locales, of course. However, ONLY after deploying their tactical fighting knife of an impressive/intimidating blade length with the bottle opener/wire cutter built in. Oh, and the grooves for controling beer spray...well, kool-aid. Mom says she doesn't like them drinking beer in the basement as that's not altogether wholesome :D .
 
I think it needs more cow bell.

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