Breaking in your knife with that first cut...

KnifeAddictAK

KnifeAddictAK

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Okay... So what rituals do you go thru in order to "dirty/use" your fresh busse?

Here is my set up:

First, I adorn my top hat and stride to my shoe box safe. I painfully select my victim/user and slowly remove her. With tears in my eyes, I step outside and pick my target. It is usually a 2X4 that needs to be chopped for no reason.

Breathe deeply in and out... Focus... Mentally picture the chop and remind yourself that busse's were made to be used. Raising the knife above my head, I let out a war cry as I run full boar at the lumbar. Swinging down with great force, instinct stops the knife centimeters from the wood.

I can't do it... Rage fills my blood as I can't even use a knife for it's intended purpose... As I drop my head in shame, the knife drops to the ground... HOLY CRAP!!! I quickly dive down, but it's too late. It hit the grass. As I slowly pick my knife up, I notice the coating has a millimeter rub mark...


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Pissed... I slam the knife into the lumber and then throw it at a tree... After a minute of breathing and singing oscar meyer song, I collect my thoughts and the knife... I resheath it in horror, yet pleasure.. take it back to the shoe box and wait for fishing season to try out my new user

And that is how I make my busse a user... Still have a few holding down the safe though :D :eek: :D









Hey... Figured you'd guys enjoy some light reading :p NO REGRETS!!! :D
 
you are one crazy sob dude :D :p

go rent the movie "insomnia" some time. not that it is any good but i think it relates somehow ;)
 
Man, I think I'd test the new knife out on the top hat.

Just remember to take it off first.
 
Very interesting method of "working in" your Busses. I myself wait for my next outdoor outing and then when a job comes up that may or may not need cutting/chopping, I just sink the knife into a tree. Works every time. :cool:

Interesting thread, btw.
 
i would be so jealous if you threw the mofo at a tree. :cool: (i have thrown your mistress at trees ;) ) :cool: :cool:
talk about a rare oppurtunity.
 
voracious said:
i would be so jealous if you threw the mofo at a tree. :cool:
talk about a rare oppurtunity.
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I don't have the heart too... That thing would be a sick knife to carry this summer. Maybe if the leather rubs enough color onto the blade, I'll use it :rolleyes: :( :D

(I want a discount then. You sold me damaged goods ;) :D j/k )
 
Finally lost it....was bound to happen...all that INFI went to his head...


:D
 
Progunner said:
Don't sneeze, you'll lop off your head. :D
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Well... I may do it tomorrow night.. (The shaving part :D ) Only problem is, the higher shoulder I'd get put on it would make it a user :rolleyes: :( :o

And if I do... I'll post another tutorial just for YOU progunner ;) :p
 
I can see it now: Man Decapitated by MOFO

Early yesterday night a man was found on his bathroom floor. Police are mystified as to the cause of his death. In the room was a camera mounted a on a tripod and a knife with the words MOFO etched on them. Alcohol was also present and is suspected to have been responsible for this mess.

Please see c3 for details.

The press would have a field day...
 
@#($&@(#*&$(@#*&$(@#*&$(*@#$&... :mad:

Now I am tempted to shave with it.. AHHHH... Looks like my Uncle Mofo and I are going fishing this summer :eek:

Besides, if I use it, I'll never sell it :cool: (That and I got it ON my 21st b-day) :D
 
I look forward to your tutorial. :D Why don't we all start shaving with our Busses? I am sure we could get quite a collection going.
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Okay... So what rituals do you go thru in order to "dirty/use" your fresh busse?

Here is my set up:

First, I adorn my top hat and stride to my shoe box safe. I painfully select my victim/user and slowly remove her. With tears in my eyes, I step outside and pick my target. It is usually a 2X4 that needs to be chopped for no reason.

Breathe deeply in and out... Focus... Mentally picture the chop and remind yourself that busse's were made to be used. Raising the knife above my head, I let out a war cry as I run full boar at the lumbar. Swinging down with great force, instinct stops the knife centimeters from the wood.

I can't do it... Rage fills my blood as I can't even use a knife for it's intended purpose... As I drop my head in shame, the knife drops to the ground... HOLY CRAP!!! I quickly dive down, but it's too late. It hit the grass. As I slowly pick my knife up, I notice the coating has a millimeter rub mark...


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Pissed... I slam the knife into the lumber and then throw it at a tree... After a minute of breathing and singing oscar meyer song, I collect my thoughts and the knife... I resheath it in horror, yet pleasure.. take it back to the shoe box and wait for fishing season to try out my new user

And that is how I make my busse a user... Still have a few holding down the safe though :D :eek: :D









Hey... Figured you'd guys enjoy some light reading :p NO REGRETS!!! :D
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I follow Skunk's lead, and always de-flower a new Busse blade by cutting up a lime for tequila shots!!
 
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