Breaking News: I Have a Special Friend

[Guyon]

Comments welcome.

 

[Lycosa]

You Killed him!! Or her!!

 

[Guyon]

It has also come to my attention that I am "special& unique snowflake," so all those years of being told I was slightly below average turned out to be a period of malicious lies.

 

[Guyon]

My special friend may be a tad bit unusual, but wow, what a friend. :thumbup:

 

[Lycosa]

Is that Captain Fantastic? He looks Drunk!!

 

[Guyon]

Is that Captain Fantastic? He looks Drunk!!

No, but I'm sure he'd love it if people started calling him "Captain Fantastic."

 

[Lycosa]

Yer other friend is prettier. Now I want a Clark Bar!

 

[din]

I hate to digress, but I gotta be the voice of reason (possibly heresy) and do so. abba-zaba>clark bars.

 

[Greg45]

I think he's trying to throw us off. With that spud in the pic, wouldn't the "friend" be from Idaho?

 

[Guyon]

I think he's trying to throw us off. With that spud in the pic, wouldn't the "friend" be from Idaho?

We have a close reader in our midsts. Of course, it could be a reference to potato vodka, and I could be drunk as a Skunk already.

 

[Hogwash]

In the SAR Nuke Sheath! thread, kdstrick made a reference to The Jerk.

With that in mind, when I saw this thread, I thought Guyon had found his special purpose.

 

[papathud]

If the Potato was throw into the air, and the knife thrown at it in such a way as the knife gets the potato then sticks in the wood?

Well then I am impressed, if not, have another drink and try again, untill you get it right.

Could take days and nights of steady drinking before you are drunk enough to think you got it right.

 

[Tony G]

We have a close reader in our midsts. Of course, it could be a reference to potato vodka, and I could be drunk as a Skunk already.

Well that would explain you picking fights

 

[thatmguy]

You killed Tater Salad's cousin Spud???

 

[Guyon]

If the Potato was throw into the air, and the knife thrown at it in such a way as the knife gets the potato then sticks in the wood?

Well then I am impressed, if not, have another drink and try again, untill you get it right.

Could take days and nights of steady drinking before you are drunk enough to think you got it right.

So this is a "Do not try to bend the spoon; that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth: There is no spoon" kind of thing?

Well that would explain you picking fights

Potato vodka has that effect. I guess I need to lay off. I've ruffled feathers in the Knife Collecting & Identification subforum and the Knife Reviews & Testing subforum. The Axe, Tomahawk & Hatchet subforum could be next.

But I would never think of ruffling the feathers of my special friend.

 

[Amy-0]

No, but I'm sure he'd love it if people started calling him "Captain Fantastic."

LOL:thumbup:

When I see him I will call him that...

 

[Amy-0]

Yer other friend is prettier. Now I want a Clark Bar!

Clark Bars ROCK...they are just well..........YUMMY