Brendan, ready your khuk for battle

Sometimes squirrels just go nuts. :)

bt

I'll bet most of you all were going to say that.
 
Almost as terrifying as the rabbit in 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.
 
gun laws are a nation's own business I guess, but THAT furry rat needs a shotgun...now.

and the poor kid! She must have been terrified. Not right, not right at all.
 
Crazy but true !!

Maybe the park people can hire the gurkhas to teach him how to handle critters

:D
 
See, the thing is the squirrel KNOWS that the average brit can't afford to own a gun (Due to government-knows-best), SO it can smugly chomp on toddlers knowing that there isn't a .22 bullet or load of #7 1/2 shot waiting for him. Clever bugger!

It just goes to prove that squirrels (& other rodentia) keep up with current events, and government regulations.

They just need to buy Mr. Nibbles a plane ticket to mah neck a da woods... I knowssum fellers ed makem feel right comferble. on a plate. with some collard greens. and cornbread. ummm:D

-Craig
 
I didn't lose my tarwar but hopefully I'll be getting a 35 incher soon !!

That'll scare the little bugger.

B
 
Brendan: Have they outlawed slingshots and Wrist Rockets too ( using surgical rubber tubing )? That'll take Mr Smiley out permanent and no way to match balistics. On the other hand a croquet mallet might do.
 
Careful Brendan: these things have bigger bollocks than Poms with Tarwars...

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Jim's probly right...
:D
 
Dadgummit Geezer, you just made me spray the room with Guinness. Brendan, if it makes you feel better my money's on you, but make the first cut count lad, that squirrel's dynamite.

Sarge
 
Heavy hung little feller ain't he. Aproach with care Brendan. Try to make the first swing count.:D
 
You could alway whip out your tennis racket, I think even the English would draw the line before outlawing those! "Mr. Squirrel, meet Mr. Dunlop."

WHOPP!!
 
For some reason I think long bladed garden clippers with a couple pointers from Lorena Bobbit would do well in making this squirell a tad less aggressive:confused: :barf: Wouldnt kill the squirell, but afterwards the squirell might take care of that himself:rolleyes:
 
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