Bribe for Amy ok?

Of course. Send all of your INFI to me and I'll bribe her with Coors and Clark Bars. This needs to be by a trained professional:thumbup:. Don't try this at home:D:p;)
 
Boy are you playing catch up! Bribes are a way of life around here! :D Candybars, pie, and liquor can substantially short your "2 weeks" :)
 
This isn't something that's meant to be discussed in detail in public but...

..Amy has actually set me up as a middle man to inspect and assess all bribes for value prior to approval.

Just send anything you wish to bribe her with my way, along with what you wish in return and I'll hammer out the details with her on your behalf.

Thanks.
 
Bribes with Amy never hurt. Remember - she prefers Coors Light, Heath Clark Bars and Florida alumni gear... especially car flags.
 
Justabuyer said:
Can we send bribes? Do they work?
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Yes definately and uhmm Maybe??? :)

They certainly aren't required, but if you are asking someone to go out of their way to do something nice for you (rush order etc..) it's just good practice to do something nice for them. At least that's how we are raised in the South!
 
I'll have you know there are places on the internet to buy jugs of Clark Bars to ship to addresses that are not your own.

That's all I'm gonna say.
 
Sure!!! I'll even tell you what will SURELY work to get you what you want... However, I have good news and bad.

BAD news first:
You will most likely be arrested, tried & convicted in a federal court of law, of kidnapping and unlawful restraint charges, and everyone in the country... Pretty much the whole world will know it... So you'll miss all that INFI that you will score with this bribe, 'cause you'll be in prison... Not that country club type of prison, but the "pound you in your :eek:$$" prison.

The GOOD news... The ONE THING that will get you everything on your request list from Amy...

Brad Pitt.
Not pix, or autographed pix, but the actual living & breathing, walking & talking, real deal.

So... Are ya ready to go on celebrity safari??? ;) :D:D ...Good luck!!



;)
 
Jaxx said:
Sure!!! I'll even tell you what will SURELY work to get you what you want... However, I have good news and bad.

BAD news first:
You will most likely be arrested, tried & convicted in a federal court of law, of kidnapping and unlawful restraint charges, and everyone in the country... Pretty much the whole world will know it... So you'll miss all that INFI that you will score with this bribe, 'cause you'll be in prison... Not that country club type of prison, but the "pound you in your :eek:$$" prison.

The GOOD news... The ONE THING that will get you everything on your request list from Amy...

Brad Pitt.
Not pix, or autographed pix, but the actual living & breathing, walking & talking, real deal.

So... Are ya ready to go on celebrity safari??? ;) :D:D ...Good luck!!



;)
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I know Brad Pitt. I went to high School with him. Is that all it takes?
Sounds like things are lookin up for me and a little down for the rest of you guys... lol
 
I don't think you'd have to physically kidnap brad pitt. Just send him a pic of amy and a busse knife - the power of love will do the rest.

Besides, Angelina's got nothin on amy!
 
Justabuyer said:
I know Brad Pitt. I went to high School with him. Is that all it takes?
Sounds like things are lookin up for me and a little down for the rest of you guys... lol
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Excellent! ...For this valuable information, I only ask that you accept my list of requested items to include with yours... We get what we want, she gets Brad... Everyone's happy! LOL :p :D


;):thumbup:
 
Grimspoon said:
I don't think you'd have to physically kidnap brad pitt. Just send him a pic of amy and a busse knife - the power of love will do the rest.

Besides, Angelina's got nothin on amy!
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That's a nugget of truth right there! :thumbup:
 
Amy knows that one cheesecake would win Brad's heart.

Why doesn't she pull the trigger?
 
Jaxx said:
Sure!!! I'll even tell you what will SURELY work to get you what you want... However, I have good news and bad.

BAD news first:
You will most likely be arrested, tried & convicted in a federal court of law, of kidnapping and unlawful restraint charges, and everyone in the country... Pretty much the whole world will know it... So you'll miss all that INFI that you will score with this bribe, 'cause you'll be in prison... Not that country club type of prison, but the "pound you in your :eek:$$" prison.

The GOOD news... The ONE THING that will get you everything on your request list from Amy...

Brad Pitt.
Not pix, or autographed pix, but the actual living & breathing, walking & talking, real deal.

So... Are ya ready to go on celebrity safari??? ;) :D:D ...Good luck!!



;)
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Did someone say Brad Pitt...Where is he???? What was he wearing....LOL
 
Bill Siegle said:
Boy are you playing catch up! Bribes are a way of life around here! :D Candybars, pie, and liquor can substantially short your "2 weeks" :)
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A dozen roses or so used to work real well with Jennifer and Blade Babe. along with some Haitian Rhum to the 'janitor', but that was a few years back.

Rob
 
Paddling_man said:
Bribes with Amy never hurt. Remember - she prefers Coors Light, Heath Clark Bars and Florida alumni gear... especially car flags.
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Gator gear for Amy-0....good one Paddling Man.:D

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