Broke, you have to be kidding me

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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Broke, you have to b kidding me, crap we are all broke. But, we are all brother hogs and as one we will all go together. As you all know the earth will end next year a couple of days after my birthday, on 12-21-12. so not to talk up the rat forum but who gives a rats a$$. you know your wife is out buying shoes and stuff which with 7 inch heals taht have -0- survival value unless you hit a zombie between the eyes with them. i know on your everyday zombie it takes a head shot to take them out. but did you know that simple decapitation will also do that? so save your ammo and bug your bug out bags with infi. yes i know you hate to get up and personal with zombies, but during a reload or h to h combat, a razor sharp busse will work. plus you can use it for cleaning the blood from under your finger nails or just for cooking or cutting open the car door that your family's is in after the zombies have tipped over in your driveway...

hold on, i have to make another drink, have you tried vodka with pomegranate juice?.
 
well then you had better roll it out before the cash is gone.... after all we have an upcoming Ganza
 
i know, i know. but after the ganze you will also need one of these to keep JAXX out of your safe... stay tuned my hoggish friend, stay tuned!!
 
well... convince us not to THINK we're broke and give us something to actually BE broke over...







Lets see if that works.
 
come on skunk,,,bring it!! if jerry wont show us the nmfsh you gotta come through!! oh,, and 7x14x28x35-21x11+700-210+7-175=:confused:more money for busse combat:confused:?? oh well just bring it:thumbup:
 
7" Argonne Assault with light brigade handle....bring it:)
 
idahoskunk said:
have you tried vodka with pomegranate juice?
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Why, yes I have, with frozen pomegranate juice ice cubes. The pom anti-oxidants are making me younger and younger and younger all the time. Right now I figure I'm about a regressing 16 year old Piglet with INFI dimples peppering my face and a vodka-perforated liver that should fail completely about the time I hit 14 years old, which is when my vodka tolerance will have reached 100%. To quote the Boss Hog, "GOOD TIMES!!! GOOD TIMES!!!" :D :D
 
7 inch heels make for great zombie throwing weapons Skunk. They stick into that rotting zombie flesh almost as good as any sharpened piece of infi. Shit, I'd throw her whole collection before I'd risk losing any of my infi to hordes of the undead...

< Although at this point I'm tempted to pawn them off instead and make more room in my safe! >

Don't mind me, just keepin it real...as real as I can without vodka pomegranite goodness to fuel my thoughts...
 
I wasn't aware that being broke was a valid excuse... Not as long as I can still sell plasma, anyway... BRING IT SKUNK!


Give us a hint before the ganza...
 
RokJok said:
... The pom anti-oxidants are making me younger and younger and younger all the time. Right now I figure I'm about a regressing 16 year old Piglet with INFI dimples peppering my face and a vodka-perforated liver that should fail completely about the time I hit 14 years old, which is when my vodka tolerance will have reached 100%. To quote the Boss Hog, "GOOD TIMES!!! GOOD TIMES!!!" :D :D
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Now that's medical engineering. To you, sir...

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Will it be better than a B10? Cause I will have to cancel that order to afford anything at all. I can't even afford that one :D...
 
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