Bubba and Joe Bob

Dan Gray

Dan Gray

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Bubba and Joe Bob were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another experienced hunter approached, pulling his along too. "Hey, guys, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it's sure easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the boys decided to give it a try. A little while later Bubba said to Joe Bob, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" Joe Bob said, "Yep... but we're getting farther and farther away from the truck!"
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That was good, dan! You got IG wound up already today. You think that's a good idea? You know how sensitive the poor fella is, and can't defend himself against razzing. The rascal.
 
John Andrews said:
That was good, dan! You got IG wound up already today. You think that's a good idea? You know how sensitive the poor fella is, and can't defend himself against razzing. The rascal.
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no prob John
he won't come out of the house they got 4" of snow or so :footinmou :) :D
 
John Andrews said:
That was good, dan! You got IG wound up already today. You think that's a good idea? You know how sensitive the poor fella is, and can't defend himself against razzing. The rascal.
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Look who is here. The Ole Injun TreeRat Eating so & so. Who let you off the reservation today??? :p Hey Bro!!!!!
 
Tom Militano said:
:mad: :grumpy: Dan, it's not nice to make fun of my brother-in-laws!!!
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Tom: If you keep feeding them the HT'g Relish I sent you ,you will not have to worry about them. :D :D
 
Tom Militano said:
:mad: :grumpy: Dan, it's not nice to make fun of my brother-in-laws!!!
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Tom don't say that to loud everyone will see... :eek: :)

oh man I thought you were talking about IG :( :D
 
IG, yep, I still got enough left over this month to get one more jug of redeye! I have to sneak out, or all the guys will corner me and make me share. You pass the bottle one time around for swigs, and it comes back to you empty. Dang! Hey, you still got any tree squirrels there? The last time IG got drunk, he was shooting his neighbor's car with his pellet gun and throwing road rockets at the squirrels!
 
That's a good one Dan, sounds like some of the goofs I've met while hunting. :eek: :D
Scott
 
I have five brother-in-laws down here. Four of them retired as soon as they finished high school.
 
John Andrews said:
I have to sneak out, or all the guys will corner me and make me share.
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I bet it isn't just the redeye that they make you share????? :confused: :eek: :p :D Must have something to do with the Towdum-poles. :D
 
indian george said:
I bet it isn't just the redeye that they make you share????? :confused: :eek: :p :D Must have something to do with the Towdum-poles. :D
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two dum poles
I know that joke IG but this isn't the place for it :rolleyes: :p
 
Dan, I know you'll find this a little unusual, or maybe not. One of them took the back wall off the pile of crap he calls a house and replaced it with plastic sheeting. I thought when he got out of jail this time he might finish replacing the wall. Wrong, he replaced it with blue plastic sheeting. He cut the back of an old Jeep Cherokee and made his own version of the four door pickups they make now. I would have at least replaced the rear window. The back is wide open where he cut it off. I'll say one thing for him, he's entertaining to watch.
 
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