Busse at Augusta National?

Guyon

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Friend called me the other day and offered up a Sunday Master's pass. Hard to say no to that one.

I've been to Augusta National for a practice round. Saw Tiger the year he first won it. And I've been offered passes before for the tournament but just couldn't make it down for whatever reasons.

So here's the big questions:
  • How quickly will security get there if I whip a FBM out of my trousers and start snapping shots?
  • Will I get to keep my camera?
  • Think I'll ever recover the knife?
 
Friend called me the other day and offered up a Sunday Master's pass. Hard to say no to that one.

I've been to Augusta National for a practice round. Saw Tiger the year he first won it. And I've been offered passes before for the tournament but just couldn't make it down for whatever reasons.

So here's the big questions:
  • How quickly will security get there if I whip a FBM out of my trousers and start snapping shots?
  • Will I get to keep my camera?
  • Think I'll ever recover the knife?

You surely will make the sports highlights on the nightly news..:thumbup:
 
You surely will make the sports highlights on the nightly news..:thumbup:

Speaking of which, I need to go catch SportsCenter and see how Tiger whipped up on J.B. Holmes out of the blue today.
 
So here's the big questions:
  • How quickly will security get there if I whip a FBM out of my trousers and start snapping shots?


  • faster than you can say amen corner.

    [*]Will I get to keep my camera?

    you'll get it back after the trial.

    [*]Think I'll ever recover the knife?

it will probably end up on billy payne's desk.





:D
 
good one mark:D:thumbup:


I was at the Tour Champioship at Eastlake 2 years ago. On Sunday I forgot to turn my cell phone off(wasn't even supposed to have it) and a friend called as Tiger was about 50 yards out walking up to the green. Thank god he didn't here it or I would have been out of there. Everone around looked at me like a I was a fool:o The marshal rode up and told me to just make sure it was off, but let me keep the phone:o
 
You should skip the golf and just go camping in Chicago's Busse Woods Forest Preserve. They won't mind a little chopping. Make sure to bring a couple of handguns for plinking.:D

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I'm trying to make the connection. Honest I am.

I do see a Golf Rd in the map you graciously included.
 
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