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Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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Diet Mountain Dew with Vodka. . . . We call it the Dew Driver (2nd ingredient in Mtn. Dew = Orange Juice!. . . .Who Knew?)

Try one or 10 and get lit. . . . Once you're lit . . . post!

It's what I Dew. . .

Jerry :D
 
Thank you, I am happy I was able to return the favor my friend:thumbup:

Have a great day!:cool:
 
Sounds pretty tasty BOSS!!


My brother Bill runs a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly
Just from sniffing that good old mountain dew.

**Chorus
They call it that good old mountan dew,
And them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug
With that good old mountain dew.
**
My aunt Lucille had an automobile,
It ran on a gallon or two.
It didn't need no gas and it didn't need no oil,
It just ran on that good old mountain dew.
**
My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short,
He measure 'bout four foot two,
But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.
**
Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume,
It had such a wonderful "pew"
But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed,
It was nothing but that good old mountain dew
**
I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat,
Though he fixes it with syrup and blue,
But it stays right in place when he uses just a trace
Of that good old mountain dew.
**
The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye
Said that his wife had the flu
And hadn't I ought just to give him a quart
Of that good old mountain dew
**
My uncle Klaus had a real mean old mouse
When they asked how it happened,
He said it was a lappin'
That good old mountain dew
**
There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me
Where you lay down a dollar or two
If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug
Of that good old mountain dew
**
You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash,
And you throw in the soul of a shoe,
Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file,
And they call it that good old mountain dew.
**
During the last war, we couldn't get no more,
We didn't have no sugar for the dew
With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters,
We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you
**
Old Deacon Crane took a trip in the rain,
Said his wife had come down with the flu,
But she'll be all right if you give her a pint
Of that good old mountain dew.
**
Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt
The day the old dry law went through:
If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head
Better stick to that good old mountain dew
 
Huh...

That might even be a drink that I might like...! Maybe I'll have a use for that sweet cigar bar bag now Bossman... :foot::) Now...what about a cigar I might like?? (punch Beef in the arm if he says "Philly blunt"!! ;) :D:D)
 
Sounds gross but I am willing to give it a shot! lol do you get it? A "Shot"? ohhhh my, time to go nap.
 
Jerry Busse said:
Diet Mountain Dew with Vodka. . . . We call it the Dew Driver (2nd ingredient in Mtn. Dew = Orange Juice!. . . .Who Knew?)

Try one or 10 and get lit. . . . Once you're lit . . . post!

It's what I Dew. . .

Jerry :D
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I LOVE IT!!

When in college (circa 1996), Mountain Dew & Vodka was my drink of choice!!! It's like two highs in one!! Then, of course...red bull came along and it was all the rage...I stuck with the Dew.

My choice was a bottle of vodka in one hand, bottle of dew in the other....just chase the vodka shots. I miss those days...but I think my liver is thankful (and likely handicapped now).
 
Well I don't drink anymore . Then again , I don't drink any less either :D

Nothing like good cold beer and a few shots of Jack . But I might give Jerry's drink a try ;) Cheers all you sharp things addicts :very_drunk:


HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS !
 
No drinks for me yet today, but my boy as it turns out is quite the milkaholic and had a big day.
It required some serious planning...
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... but after conquering the "Battle of Empty Belly near the Mammary Hills" little Titus celebrated...
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... and then proceeded to blissfully pass out in a milk coma.
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Disclaimer: No babies were injured during the filming of this event. Costume provided by Mommy.
 
I need to make a stock pile of Mountain Dew next time I find a place that has it. It's almost impossible to find in Sweden.
 
Jerry Busse said:
Diet Mountain Dew with Vodka. . . . We call it the Dew Driver (2nd ingredient in Mtn. Dew = Orange Juice!. . . .Who Knew?)

Try one or 10 and get lit. . . . Once you're lit . . . post!

It's what I Dew. . .

Jerry :D
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Oh, yes. I've tried it. Crazy stuff.
 
We used to take shot glasses and float vodka over Squirt in college. Too many Foggy Bottoms gave one a foggy head! :thumbup:


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