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what did the TG with no scales say to the TG with scales?........




... dont worry bro im gonna handle this!!!!


hahaa sorry had to tell it!
 
Two guys walk into a bar......
The third guy chops the bar in half with his Busse BB13.
End of joke.
 
I know, the pun is.....they actually walked into a metal bar....not a drinking bar.
Comes from a joke I heard...." two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked"
 
A soldier is stationed on watch at his base. He needs to go to the bathroom, his replacement hasn't arrived yet. Sadly the man could not wait, and he had to fill his pants with an Active Duty.
 
Busse Hog walks into a bar. Bartender says "wanna play?" Hog says play what?
Bartender says give me $50. if you can make that angry short chubby guy in the corner laugh you win $1000.
Hog says sure! Antes up, walks over and whispers something in the little fellow's ear who laughs his butt off.
Busse Hog takes his cash and walks out to go on his mobile device and buys his INFI grail.
About a week later same Hog walks into the same bar. Bartender says "wanna play a new game? YA gotta make the guy cry this time."
So the Hog walks over, there's a CLANG! And the chubby lil dude starts bawling like a baby. Hog collects the loot and starts to leave. The bartender jumps in front of him and demands to know the trick.
The Hog smiles and says "the first time I told LT I could chop his trailmaster in half with my pocket knife.
The second time I took my GW out of my pocket and did.
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
INFI
INFI who?
INFI gunna bash this door down if you don't open up.
 
Hear about the new Buzz Lightyear toy coming out.....

He now says "To INFI and there is no beyond!"
 
I got nothing. sorry. I am horrible at telling jokes let alone making them up. letting myself out of this room now.
 
Did you hear about Marvel's new superhero, INFI Man?
Apparently there was a nuclear meltdown and due to the power of fusion, he got a steel heart...
 
Bloke 1: Hey mate, check out my Battle Mistress.
Bloke 2: No thanks, I got one of them at home.
 
... the wait time!

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