Jerry Busse
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HOGs,
I feel the need to apologize for the auction event that was started and then temporarily stopped due to unexpected and unHOGlike behavior.
And although I am apologizing for what transpired, I'm really not sure that what happened was my fault.
Here's how it went down:
At 7:00 pm last night, we posted the auction and were immediately bombed with emails and max bids from a large number of HOGs. . . .You would think that's a good thing right? . . . You would be wrong!
Not a SINGLE bid came in under the regular price! NOT ONE!!! In fact many of them were 100s of dollars more than the regular price!!!
What is wrong with you people??? . . . . . You have destroyed the very essence of what an auction is supposed to be!
Are you not HOGs??? Have you not witnessed and/or participated in HOG Trough Warfare???
Have you not seen the carnage??? The gouging, the trickery, and the bone breaking stampede to score a blade???:thumbup:
I am appalled by this over-the-top generosity and charitable behavior!!! :grumpy:
Shame is upon you HOGs!!!
The idea behind letting you crazed knife lovers in on the auction was to give you a chance at scoring a Busse Kin blade at a great price! . . A discounted price! :thumbup:
I posted the regular prices with the idea that you would come in with bids that would be 20-30% lower than the regular price. . . You know, like true HOGs. . . . Not 40-60% higher!!! . .
What are you? . . . A bunch of hippies???
We've spent years observing the most aggressive, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' behavior of any group of knife collectors in the free world. . . and now this?
Hang your heads in shame HOGs!. . . This is a dark day in the history of Busse Combat!!!
Since you have forgotten how to behave like true HOGs we will be implementing some new rules!!!
We will NOT sell a single blade for more than the regular price!!!. . . NOT gonna happen!!!
You have forced us to do this Ganzaaa style. . . You have given us no other choice!
So, tonight at precisely 10:00 pm Eastern it will begin!. . . .
There will be a buy it now option where the first HOG in at the full price will score the blade!
If the knife doesn't get a bid at the full price, it will go to the auction tomorrow night. (Luckily they have no idea which knives I plan on bringing) If they all sell, then I will take other knives to the auction!!!
I expect to see some bids come in at a Lower than regular price . . I mean that was the idea right? . . . Am I the only one who thought this?
So, tonight, as you charge into the trough . . . and you are deafened by the battle cry of No Regrets! from the hoard of INFI HOGs around you . . . . think to yourself. . . What would I do if I were made of bacon?
Please don't let me down again!!!. . . I'm not sure that I have enough scotch to take another hit like this!
Jerry
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