Busse Knife Values Are About To Greatly Increase!!!!

Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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Ate a salad for lunch. . . Had guacamole on it. . . Couldn't believe how spicy it was. . . . checked the box and it said that it was mild. . . . :confused:

Hmmmmm. . . . "Why would it taste spicy?" I asked myself? Turns out that this packet o' guacamole that Beef had pulled out of an old fridge in the back of the shop for me was left over from a company party we had from a while ago!!!!!

Turns out that it wasn't spicy at all. . . . It was just 2 YEARS past its expiration date!!!!!! :eek:

It had never been frozen, just refrigerated!!!! :eek:


So, as I type this, I am slowly succumbing to botulism!!!!!! :eek:

Et tu Beef?. . . Et tu?

Let's Drink!!!!

Jerry :D

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Sounds like you've been set up Boss! Come on, why would you take something like that out of a fridge and NOT throw it away????

Everyone needs a good colon cleansing now and then. Good luck to you!!
 
Jerry, while we all appreciate your sacrifice to increase our INFI values, you need to get better so we can get new Busses. Take care.
 
I always eat stuff out of date, it's usually still good. =) I do it knowing it, so what's that say about me?
 
I thought the "new guy" was suppose
to do all the taste testing.
Might wanna eat some charcoal...

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Sounds like some kind of Bussassination attempt to me. As others have suggested alchohol will cleanse the body of the poison. Quick. Amy. Coors Light. Stat.

SB
 
Dangit! I just sold one and mailed it yesterday. I'd have hung onto that sucker with a little foresight. :p

Excuse me, I need call Tony G and buy up some Game Wardens before he reads this post. :D
 
kzooglock23 said:
Sounds like some kind of Bussassination attempt to me. As others have suggested alchohol will cleanse the body of the poison. Quick. Amy. Coors Light. Stat.

SB
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I will grab a Coor's Light but I am the one that is gonna drink it:D


I know this is a very horrible thing that has happened to the Boss Man but I can not stop giggling......

LOVE YOU BOSS MAN:)
 
Pascoe: Jesus, Buckman, this stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966.

Buckman: What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.

Pascoe: Except, it's deviled ham!

Buckman: That would be a problem.
 
Apparently, Ducci got the money to Beef in time for Operation Guac and Drop.
 
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger, Jerry!

If you survive today, you should be able to eat bean dip that is FIVE years out of date!!!
 
Dont die on us Boss!! Activated Charcoal, stomach pump, somebody take this man to the ER pronto!
 
Guyon said:
What doesn't kill you will make you stronger, Jerry!

If you survive today, you should be able to eat bean dip that is FIVE years out of date!!!
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This is a good point.

However, I think it is time we activated Operation FOOD TESTER.

I'll inform the JROC (Joint Requirements Oversight Committee) if you'll get the CRITCON package together.:)
 
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