Busse Math

Pygmalion

Pygmalion

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I wanted to try and figure out the thought process that takes place in my brain when determining whether or not to satisfy my latest craving for INFI, and what I found scared me.
It is a simple math calculation. Remember the laws of inequality in mathematics? Greater than >, less then <, Greater than or equal to > , and less than or equal to < ?
I have come up with a mathematical equation that defines my decision making process when it comes to buying INFI:

If a = checking account balance, and b = savings account balance, c = available credit on credit cards, and d = the total cost of the prospective INFI, then if (a+b+c) > d, the answer is yes.

If (a+b+c) < d, then a more complicated equation involving the rate of increase of (a+b+c) is required.

This is pure, unadulterated INFI addiction. Raise your hand if you've got it this bad.
 
I was told there would be no Math in this forum :p

:confused: See, my noggin is already smoking :confused:






:p
 
I prefer to do the math in Wendy's junior bacon cheesburgers.
Example:
1 NMFBM CG = 465 J.B. cheesburgers:cool::cool:
 
Pyg, I am well aquainted with number fixing. Scamming to get what ya want, cook the books, you know, " I JUST GOTTA HAVE IT"!!!
 
Is the ability to get really smashed and F5 while simultaneously sending false go go go's via your fake Jerry Busse account factored into this equation at some point?
 
steelnut said:
I prefer to do the math in Wendy's junior bacon cheesburgers.
Example:
1 NMFBM CG = 465 J.B. cheesburgers:cool::cool:
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This equation is out of balance due to an unstated value: The NMFBM on your hip actually makes your ass look smaller, which is a benefit not to be gained by eating 465 cheeseburgers. :eek:
 
All numbers have a rational and irrational component, or so I am told. Therefore math is all imaginary.
 
There is no math to it , you can pay your light bill , cable bill , and car payment late. but when the right piece of INFI comes along jump on it....or you'll miss out..
 
I find that whether or not I place an order for some new infi has nothing to do with what money I have. It has everything to do with what infi I do not have :thumbup:
 
I leave daily periodic rates, average daily balances, finance charges, accumulated finance charges to my CC companies. :confused:

1 Busse = Ramon noodles and PBJ's for a while. What's so bad about that? :D
 
Well I still have my house, the electricity wasn't really that important I have a wood stove and a generator, and as for the no water problem i don't really need to flush the toilet i can pee in the woods. And that wife that left, well she was kinda expensive and now i have more money for INFI ,so its all good.
 
To borrow the ad campaign phrase from Nike, "Just Do It". Paraphrased for Busse knives, Just Do INFI.

As previously stated, shelter, subsistence, and transportation all paid for, the remainder $ goes to INFI.
 
you are forgetting several variables like:
a) selling cars, motorcycles, guns, other knives for Bussekin cash
b) second mortgage/home equity loan for Bussekin cash
c) floating credit card balances with balance transfers for more credit
d) eating macaroni and cheese and cereal for a month for Bussekin cash
e) rare blood pints for Bussekin cash

and more, but this distracts from the logic that makes it all work.

Personally, I have found that I can always obtain a healthy, justifiable perspective on INFI if I incorporate the complex math rules. Once properly formulated under these rules, the equation is conveniently solved with complex math i.e. the infamous "i", which we all know when squared = -1.

Correcting the original equation with an i to the right side i.e. d*i, we can always solve the vexing equation favorably and buy more INFI!
 
cruelraoul said:
Personally, I have found that I can always obtain a healthy, justifiable perspective on INFI if I incorporate the complex math rules. Once properly formulated under these rules, the equation is conveniently solved with complex math i.e. the infamous "i", which we all know when squared = -1.

Correcting the original equation with an i to the right side i.e. d*i, we can always solve the vexing equation favorably and buy more INFI!
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Whatever we do to one side of the equation, we can do to the other, so if we multiply the left side by "i", can I use imaginary money at the Company Store?
 
Alfa-Hogs theory of Busse relativity.........

The chance of the perfect Grail appearing in the "Busse for Sale" Forum is directly proportional to the size of the current VISA card bill.....:o
 
...and the number of Busse's you must own (B) is represented by the formula:

B = n + 1

where n= the number you presently own
 
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