Busse needs a knife-of-the-month club...

bae

bae

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Just think about it - each and every month, a wacky Busse Variant or new model showing up on your doorstep, without the need to worry about OneWhoBuys cornering the market and locking these poor critters up in his safe.

I'd sign up in an instant.
 
Brian,
Don't give them any idea's. :D They already get most of my money, I don't need them to make it any easier ;):D:D
 
In fact, Busse does/did have a knife of the month, although it was a regular CG model. For variants/specials, I would suggest a knife of the month ever few months...Busse is already too busy!
 
Hehe, Busse-a-holics Quarterly :) Jerry could put together a newsletter and a bit of obscure Busse history and send it out ever three months with a new variant attached. Maybe Marc can help us out here.

-Jeff
 
Hey, when the proposals come up occasionally for restricting gun purchases to one a month, I mention to my wife that it will strain our family budget but we will have to try!
so if the gun-of-the-month comes about, I don't know that I can afford a Busse of the month also.
 
Oh boy here we go :) What shameful things will I have to lower myself to in order to fund these new knives? .... Who cares it's worth it, COUNT ME IN!!! :D

Dark Nemesis
 
Originally posted by Dark Nemesis
What shameful things will I have to lower myself to in order to fund these new knives?
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You mean besides the things I already do to obtain these extraordinarily fine knives?? Things like
  • selling body parts on the black market, which is especially shameful since the body parts aren't mine and the owners aren't deceased yet
  • putting a GPS radio-tracking device in Grandma's wooden leg so we can go abduct her from the people we sold her to and bring her back home again, just to sell her down the river a few more times
  • trying to convince notorious tramps (White House interns, political groupies, rock star adulants, et al) they should let me adopt them so they can at least do it for money, which would then be invested in a Precious Metals savings plan for them that is not a Gold Standard Plan or a Platinum Standard Plan, but an INFI Standard Plan (which is better than both :D)
  • breeding a sub-species of three-legged dogs to sell to street people and tall-tale tellers so they can make up fanciful stories about how Rover lost the leg
  • selling blind folks mock-ups of fancy automobiles fabricated out of industrial size buckets of Bondo, old Studebaker seats, electric dryer motors, and Radio Shack boomboxes to handle the sound effects so the blind folks think they are actually driving a real car. (Wait a second, I think the used car salesmen may have that market cornered already, and not just for the blind. ;))
  • becoming a politician, except that I think I'm still too far into the vertebrate classification for that gig
  • hanging out in public parks with a bag of bread-crumbs to snag a few pigeons that can then be hawked to the local Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet as candidates for an Extra Crispy reincarnation-in-a-bucket
  • selling Chia Pet seed paste and a squirt bottle as a "Hair Club For Men" special the week before St Patrick's Day
  • promising to name all my 28 boys Jerry and send them to apprentice in a certain Wauseon, Ohiah shop for the amusement & confusion that would arise every time someone hollers out "Phone call for Jerry!!!"
  • in drinking contests, offering to sell to my opponents at exhorbitant prices the anti-dote for what I just had them drink (note: not effective for CBL, for which there is no anti-dote)
  • after insuring that I'm in their wills, getting geriatric rich pensioners with bad hearts to take up hyper-aerobic jitterbug lessons, saddle bronc riding, freefall skydiving without a parachute, full contact mosh-pit dancing, orienteering super-marathons (100 miles across mountainous terrain at a dead run, partially at night, on what are mirthfully called "trails") or trying to get the specifications for the Busse Folder out of Jerry
  • getting the sex-change operation, changing my name to Anna Nic... something-or-other, and taking "dancing" lessons
 
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