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Time transport back to my 11th birthday. ....
We had moved to Wyoming from South Dakota the previous summer. It was the year for me to get "camping gear". We lived in the country and could camp anywhere we could walk to...so it was pretty cool to get stuff...like a mess kit....an angle head flashlight...and "jewel of all jewels"
...a genuine, "NORLUND" hatchet...which I still have! (Another long story).
It was about ten minutes from receiving that hatchet, to the time I was actually chopping with it. It was about 3 minutes later when I drew blood with it for the first time. (Every "wanna-be mountain man" knows..."Once it is blooded, it is broken in."...and then the serious work begins without worrying if you ding or scratch your new tool.)
Unfortunately, I chose fence posts to chop on. As a side bar: When chopping In Wyoming, always choose fence posts NOT supporting fences meant to keep cattle IN.
One thing I learned about hatchets and the blood letting. Never set the hatchet down. Somehow, the hatchet will mysteriously disappear, only to be found in the danged-est places...like Mom's shoe drawer? No chopping to be done in there?
OK. Now flash back to present day....and my question.
How long from the time you get the magic...."YOUR BLADE IS ON THE WAY" e-mail...until you have to decide whether you can stop the bleeding yourself, or if you should go directly to the ER?
Do you have your blood typed ahead of time or just wing it until you show up at the ER entrance with a leather belt tourniquet?
When you get the e-mail, how many of you go right to the store, park the shopping cart in front of the first-aid aisle and load up on gauze and stretchable dressings?
Or? -Do you by-pass the pharmacy department and go right to the sporting goods department for the QWIK-KLOT and bungee cords?
Maybe some of you are "do-it-yourselfers"...So...do you recommend duct tape or electrical tape for home made dressings?
Do you go for direct pressure until the bleeding slows, or do you prefer the SUPER GLUE approach?
Speaking of SUPER GLUE....should a guy go for the cheap stuff, close to the cash register or is this a time when shopping the name brands really makes a difference? Do you like the gel type glue that sets in a few minutes or the more runny stuff that BONDS SKIN INSTANTLY?
When the mail delivery person arrives....Do you have you first-aid kit open? Or is it too presumptuous to have everything laid out next to the wood pile?
Do you prefer having a first-aid book on hand or are you guys more high-tech using the lap top, which BTW cannot usually be hosed down.
Is it recommended to have a co-pilot standing by with car keys and garbage bags ready to throw over whichever extremity is gushing the most blood?
I know a guy who used cheap bath towels, that he could throw away in the hospital BIO-HAZARD containers.
Speaking of perishables, how many of you do your testing in haz-mat suits? There is a certain comfort in hosing things down after returning from the hospital.
After one particularly bad experience, with several oak beams from a really tough pallet....I am forced to ask....Has anybody actually duct taped themselves to a knife to prevent any, "LOOSE CANNON" ricochet action in the heat of testing a new blade? There is nothing like dodging a foot long piece of razor sharp steel with bare hands. Before this I was not sure but after I realized....BRUCE LEE I am not!
Any help would be appreciated.
The clock is ticking....
Shane
We had moved to Wyoming from South Dakota the previous summer. It was the year for me to get "camping gear". We lived in the country and could camp anywhere we could walk to...so it was pretty cool to get stuff...like a mess kit....an angle head flashlight...and "jewel of all jewels"
...a genuine, "NORLUND" hatchet...which I still have! (Another long story).
It was about ten minutes from receiving that hatchet, to the time I was actually chopping with it. It was about 3 minutes later when I drew blood with it for the first time. (Every "wanna-be mountain man" knows..."Once it is blooded, it is broken in."...and then the serious work begins without worrying if you ding or scratch your new tool.)
Unfortunately, I chose fence posts to chop on. As a side bar: When chopping In Wyoming, always choose fence posts NOT supporting fences meant to keep cattle IN.
One thing I learned about hatchets and the blood letting. Never set the hatchet down. Somehow, the hatchet will mysteriously disappear, only to be found in the danged-est places...like Mom's shoe drawer? No chopping to be done in there?
OK. Now flash back to present day....and my question.
How long from the time you get the magic...."YOUR BLADE IS ON THE WAY" e-mail...until you have to decide whether you can stop the bleeding yourself, or if you should go directly to the ER?
Do you have your blood typed ahead of time or just wing it until you show up at the ER entrance with a leather belt tourniquet?
When you get the e-mail, how many of you go right to the store, park the shopping cart in front of the first-aid aisle and load up on gauze and stretchable dressings?
Or? -Do you by-pass the pharmacy department and go right to the sporting goods department for the QWIK-KLOT and bungee cords?
Maybe some of you are "do-it-yourselfers"...So...do you recommend duct tape or electrical tape for home made dressings?
Do you go for direct pressure until the bleeding slows, or do you prefer the SUPER GLUE approach?
Speaking of SUPER GLUE....should a guy go for the cheap stuff, close to the cash register or is this a time when shopping the name brands really makes a difference? Do you like the gel type glue that sets in a few minutes or the more runny stuff that BONDS SKIN INSTANTLY?
When the mail delivery person arrives....Do you have you first-aid kit open? Or is it too presumptuous to have everything laid out next to the wood pile?
Do you prefer having a first-aid book on hand or are you guys more high-tech using the lap top, which BTW cannot usually be hosed down.
Is it recommended to have a co-pilot standing by with car keys and garbage bags ready to throw over whichever extremity is gushing the most blood?
I know a guy who used cheap bath towels, that he could throw away in the hospital BIO-HAZARD containers.
Speaking of perishables, how many of you do your testing in haz-mat suits? There is a certain comfort in hosing things down after returning from the hospital.
After one particularly bad experience, with several oak beams from a really tough pallet....I am forced to ask....Has anybody actually duct taped themselves to a knife to prevent any, "LOOSE CANNON" ricochet action in the heat of testing a new blade? There is nothing like dodging a foot long piece of razor sharp steel with bare hands. Before this I was not sure but after I realized....BRUCE LEE I am not!
Any help would be appreciated.
The clock is ticking....
Shane