Busse Time Slowdown

[UNRL Ghandi]

Robdude got me thinking in the below post about how time does slow down when we're waiting for our shipping notices after the initial ding.

I swear Busse has figured out how to slow time...
Tick tock tick tock.. ding!! "We will email you when your knife has shipped " ....t i c k...........t o c k.........t i c k............t o c k.............

So I figured up a mathematical formula to determine the Busse Time Slowdown.

AB = Awesomeness of the Blade on a scale from 1 to 10
NAF = Normal Anticipation Factor on a scale from 1 to 10 (represents how you normally react to fun things you have to wait for)
WTF = Wait Time Factor (kind of like a wind chill factor but for wait time)
BTS = Busse Time Slowdown

The Formula
(AB x 10) + (NAF x 5) = WTF
WTF / 2 weeks = BTS

For the FMV8 Nukes my BTS is 92.5 weeks!!! So this wait time literally feels like 1.8 years.

My math:
AB = 15 (yes the AB on this one is off the charts)
NAF = 7 (I get pretty anxious but not too crazy)

(15x10)+(7x5) = 185 Wait Time Factor
185 / 2 weeks = 92.5 weeks of BTS

Yes, I know I'm a nerd.

 

[Murman]

 

[evltcat]

Robdude got me thinking in the below post about how time does slow down when we're waiting for our shipping notices after the initial ding.



So I figured up a mathematical formula to determine the Busse Time Slowdown.

AB = Awesomeness of the Blade on a scale from 1 to 10
NAF = Normal Anticipation Factor on a scale from 1 to 10 (represents how you normally react to fun things you have to wait for)
WTF = Wait Time Factor (kind of like a wind chill factor but for wait time)
BTS = Busse Time Slowdown

The Formula
(AB x 10) + (NAF x 5) = WTF
WTF / 2 weeks = BTS

For the FMV8 Nukes my BTS is 92.5 weeks!!! So this wait time literally feels like 1.8 years.

My math:
AB = 15 (yes the AB on this one is off the charts)
NAF = 7 (I get pretty anxious but not too crazy)

(15x10)+(7x5) = 185 Wait Time Factor
185 / 2 weeks = 92.5 weeks of BTS

Yes, I know I'm a nerd.

So yer sayin' all we have to do is install a flux capacitor in Garth's grinder and get it up to 80k RPM, and BOOM! the Nukes will ship?!???

 

[StealthCaliber]

no, an iv drip of tequila, and regear the grinder or change the pulley size.