But I used my knife instead....

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I was at the movie theater yesterday and needed to open some candy. Sure, I could have pulled it apart with my fingers..... but I used my knife instead!


you?.....
 
I pulled open a package of fruit snacks the other day, and it exploded all over the floor. Only 2 pieces remained.
 
When I use my knife to open a snack pack of some kind and someone asks why I carry "that thing", I reply, "Because I am a civilized user of tools, not a
barbarian who tears at things with his teeth."

Turns their unspoken inferences totally upside down.
 
I was at a nice restaurant a while back that had unbelievably dull steak knives. Sure, I could have just made a mess of that nice fillet mignon with their cutlery, but I used my Kershaw Leek instead. :D
 
I've been using a knife to open everyday packaging for so long now I honestly struggle without it, girlfriend calls me a "packet 'tard"
 
I noticed my cuticles were growing out a little too far...sure I could've had my girlfriend or wife use one of their little tools to push it back, but I used my knife to trim it back.











Wut?!
 
I noticed my cuticles were growing out a little too far...sure I could've had my girlfriend or wife use one of their little tools to push it back, but I used my knife to trim it back.











Wut?!

girlfriend or wife?
 
The girlfriend and wife could have forgiven him, but they used their knives instead. :D
 
I always have some sort of knife on me (Leatherman, Victorinox or whatever) so for those tough packets that tend to rip and fly apart I prefer a sharp blade to trying to pull it apart.

I pulled open a package of fruit snacks the other day, and it exploded all over the floor. Only 2 pieces remained.

You shoulda used a knife! If you don't have a 'shaving sharp' SAK on you then you should get one.

my girlfriend or wife

Just make sure neither of them find out about your mistress!
 
Just make sure neither of them find out about your mistress!

The mistress comes first.

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I sometimes think about this. Do I really need to use my knife for this job or should I just struggle with this situation. I usually allready have my knife out getting the job done as I ponder the question and before I get to the answer, my knife has done its job!
 
I could have eaten my breakfast blueberry muffin in one piece but I used my knife to cut it in half instead!
 
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