But I used my knife instead....

[BEknives]

I was at the movie theater yesterday and needed to open some candy. Sure, I could have pulled it apart with my fingers..... but I used my knife instead!


you?.....

 

[MarineAir]

I pulled open a package of fruit snacks the other day, and it exploded all over the floor. Only 2 pieces remained.

 

[MikeH]

When I use my knife to open a snack pack of some kind and someone asks why I carry "that thing", I reply, "Because I am a civilized user of tools, not a
barbarian who tears at things with his teeth."

Turns their unspoken inferences totally upside down.

 

[Dorito Monk]

I was at a nice restaurant a while back that had unbelievably dull steak knives. Sure, I could have just made a mess of that nice fillet mignon with their cutlery, but I used my Kershaw Leek instead.

 

[elasmonut]

I've been using a knife to open everyday packaging for so long now I honestly struggle without it, girlfriend calls me a "packet 'tard"

 

[motts]

I noticed my cuticles were growing out a little too far...sure I could've had my girlfriend or wife use one of their little tools to push it back, but I used my knife to trim it back.











Wut?!

 

[jason2891]

I noticed my cuticles were growing out a little too far...sure I could've had my girlfriend or wife use one of their little tools to push it back, but I used my knife to trim it back.











Wut?!

girlfriend or wife?

 

[merkava001]

was gonna ask the same !!!

 

[KuRUpTD]

girlfriend or wife?

Can't a fella have both :foot:

 

[t1mpani]

The girlfriend and wife could have forgiven him, but they used their knives instead.

 

[jay2pointoh]

I shave the pellets off my sweats with my knife.

 

[Gadgetaholic]

I always have some sort of knife on me (Leatherman, Victorinox or whatever) so for those tough packets that tend to rip and fly apart I prefer a sharp blade to trying to pull it apart.

I pulled open a package of fruit snacks the other day, and it exploded all over the floor. Only 2 pieces remained.

You shoulda used a knife! If you don't have a 'shaving sharp' SAK on you then you should get one.

my girlfriend or wife

Just make sure neither of them find out about your mistress!

 

[motts]

Just make sure neither of them find out about your mistress!

The mistress comes first.

 

[motts]

The girlfriend and wife could have forgiven him, but they used their knives instead.

Touché.

 

[GingivitisKahn]

Packet of chips today vs. SAK. SAK won handily.

 

[t1mpani]

Mine always told me that I could lookie but no touché.

 

[dsandiego]

I was eating steak...

Instead of a steak knife, I used my ESEE 3MIL to cut my steak

 

[AzraelFirestorm]

I was eating an apple just now. granted, I could've just bitten it....but slicing it up with my 110 was more fun

 

[PocketEdge]

I sometimes think about this. Do I really need to use my knife for this job or should I just struggle with this situation. I usually allready have my knife out getting the job done as I ponder the question and before I get to the answer, my knife has done its job!

 

[Thalestin]

I could have eaten my breakfast blueberry muffin in one piece but I used my knife to cut it in half instead!